Obama: 'Best Debate Ever' (Borowitz Report)

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http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/09/08/obama-best-debate-ever/

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – A jubilant President Barack Obama said that tonight’s Republican forum was “the best debate ever,” calling it “the first good news I’ve had since I nailed bin Laden.”

Mr. Obama watched the debate surrounded by advisors in the White House Situation Room, where the mood was said to be tense “up until the first time Rick Perry opened his mouth.”

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For his part, Gov. Perry of Texas made the biggest impression by questioning the existence of Social Security, climate change, earth, wind and fire.

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“We don’t have high unemployment in Texas,” he noted with pride, “because if you don’t have a job, we kill you.”

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