When next i update my Will, i will specify that my heart- if still good- WILL NOT go to Cheney.

[stlsaxman]

He says he is considering replacing his blood pump with a real heart. Heads up folks- DON'T LET HIM GET YOURS!

I would rather carve off my genitalia with a dull knife, dip myself in sulfuric acid, have myself run over by a slow moving train, have my skull cut open and my brains fed to me with a spoon, die twice, and spend 3 eternities in HELL before i'd let that evil, wicked son of a bitch have my heart...

okay- Who's with me?!?!?

:hi:


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[TeamsterDem]

1. I'm down with that. nt

[TwilightGardener]

2. ...

:rofl:

[Motown_Johnny]

3. I understand where you are trying to go with this, but you better make it your living will

your organs will be harvested and transplanted long before your will is read





I live in Detroit MI so the chance of my heart going to him is so small that I am not going to bother making an effort to insure that it doesn't. I do wish you luck though.

[stlsaxman]

4. oh- mine prolly won't go to him either... and yes- "living will" was my intention.

[guitar man]

5. He can have mine

Ive been a 2 pack a day smoker for 35 years and I luvz my BBQ and greasy fried foods! It wouldn't get him very far :silly:

[polmaven]

6. Why would he need it???

He's gone this long without having one.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. Here's something to hope for:

If that asshole ever gets near an EMP, he's dead. He's only a live because of an electronic device.
Duckie

[dtexdem]

8. But if your heart is horribly diseased or otherwise in bad shape ...

then let Cheney have it.

[proud patriot]

9. As a donor I need to let my husband know