Amerigo Vespucci
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:05 PM
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Poll question: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Book Tour! If you met him, WHAT would you say? |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:06 PM
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1. I would never meet him. I would turn on my heel and leave. |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:07 PM
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2. How much money did you and your family make on the .... |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:07 PM
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I think I would wait in a rather long line to say such to that douchebag.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:08 PM
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4. I would tell him I met him first many years ago in WY |
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and had I know then how incredibly evil he would become, I would have gnawed off the arm with which I shook his hand.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:09 PM
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5. How about a pie plate full of whipped cream? |
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And I'm kidding!
I would never have the courage to do such a thing...
I don't want to meet him, EVER.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:09 PM
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6. I'd ask him how the weather is in hell. |
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Where he lives. "Undisclosed location," my a$$. Dude lives with Beelzebub and all his fellow demons in H-E-Double Hockey Stick.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:12 PM
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7. "Why aren't you in jail?" |
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Edited on Thu Sep-08-11 08:12 PM by Brigid
That's what I would ask.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:13 PM
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8. I would not go near him for fear the evil might rub off |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:14 PM
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9. other ..... I HOPE YOUR HEART GIVES OUT IN 4 DAYS |
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..... Then "Mr" Cheney, you can go to Hell and have tea and crumpets with the Devil.
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:15 PM
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10. Tell me what it feels like to shoot a friend in the face with a shotgun! nt |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:23 PM
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11. "Will your book work in a pinch if I run out of Charmin?" |
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Thu Sep-08-11 08:25 PM
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12. What was that line from the Exorcist? |
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"The power of Christ compels you, the power of God compels you. . . " and then watch his inner demon gnash about.
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:01 PM
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13. I'd have a large bowl of beans before I went |
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Say hello to my little friends!! :evilgrin: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:02 PM
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14. being a comitted pacifist requires |
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that I make all reasonable efforts to avoid such encounters.
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:03 PM
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15. CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! In the Gomer Pyle accent. |
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He's a damn war criminal. He needs to be arrested!:grr:
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:18 PM
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16. I'd actually buy a copy if I thought it would get me close enough to him to say... |
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...something like: When signing the book... "Make it out to Gidney from WAR MONGERING TORTURING TRAITOROUS SATAN'S SPAWN"
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:22 PM
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17. You have the right to remain silent. . Anything you say may be used against you |
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in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you can't afford one, one will be provided for you by the court.
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:24 PM
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18. Funny, my husband and I were just talking about him, |
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as I was complaining about my headache that's throbbing to the beat of my heart. At least I have a heart to beat, right?
I, for one, will not be sad when this sorry SOB leaves this world. Grave-dancing WILL be in order.
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:30 PM
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19. I'd say when was the last time you called @@ & @@ |
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My rich republican cousins used to live next door to him and have drinks with them all the time...many years ago when they lived near dc in virginia.
My cousin used to say he was the nice one his wife was a b....
Of course cousins husband was on board of oil company so sure cheney would kiss up.....
He is too scarey to say anything mean to...i would be afraid!
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:32 PM
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20. Turn my back and just stand there for about a half hour. |
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:49 PM
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21. Blow up a paper bag and pop it suddenly ... |
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Thu Sep-08-11 09:58 PM
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22. "What happens if I yank this tube?" |
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Thu Sep-08-11 10:48 PM
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23. You look fairly lifelike for a zombie. |
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Just don't get too close.
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