BRING ON THE CLOWNS! Rethug Tea Party Debate thread.

[MoonRiver]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: in advance :D

[BeyondGeography]

1. Wolf hamming it up like a talk show host

And your moderator, Mauuuuury Pohhhhvich.

[white_wolf]

2. Oh a "Tea-Party" debate. This should be good for some laughs and rage.

[MoonRiver]

4. Yeah, I remember laughing at * pretty much constantly,

while also screaming and shrieking in rage at his outrages.

[white_wolf]

6. I loved the corny intro. I missed the one'sbefore Santuriom, but "he's a fight known for

hard punches... from the right." made me laugh. So stupid.

[quinnox]

3. lol, national anthem being sung

here we go again, GOP thinks they own the flag...

[MoonRiver]

5. What a farce!

The person can't even sing on key. :eyes:

[spanone]

8. one of the most forced and off key renditions ever.....

was that a soap opera star?

[MoonRiver]

9. That's all they could dig up.

Says something.

[spanone]

13. who was it? melodramatic as i've ever seen....

[MoonRiver]

15. Bachman still trying to be relevant.

"I'm the founder of the Tea Party caucus." OK.

[Raine]

27. That was HORRIBLE, I literally had to cover my ears nt

:puke:

[BeyondGeography]

7. Now it's time to throw out the first softball

[spanone]

10. mr perry, do you love puppies or kids best?

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. Answer is obvious: Kids

- until they are born.

[sfpcjock]

11. Where's ma gin? - country song for Teabagger dee-bate

♪♫ Tangaray! ♪♫...where's ma gin?

And, where the h@ll is

@GovGaryJohnson Gov. Gary Johnson
"I'm Gary Johnson-entrepreneur, athlete, former 2 term gov. Of NM, veto king"

[alittlelark]

184. Gary Johnson is FAR too sane for these quacks.

The powers that be will be SURE to keep him 20 or so miles away from any of the R whackadoodles.

[LLStarks]

12. Bachmann is a train wreck right out the door. nt

[quinnox]

14. Herman Cain looks forward to embarrassing himself as usual

[MoonRiver]

16. Herman Cain, the Pizza Guy. Sigh.

[MoonRiver]

17. MAN ON DOG!

I won 2 elections! :wow:

[Raine]

18. Gawd this is so WEIRD, that BIZARRE intro

I thought Wolfie was announcing a sporting event. :wtf:

[BeyondGeography]

19. 13 minutes of NOTHING to start

[Glimmer of Hope]

25. All fluff no substance!

[K8-EEE]

20. The 2011 Teabagger Invitational Nutfest!

I'll "watch" it right here on this thread, thanks!

[white_wolf]

21. Did Newt just say he wants to work against the forces of reaction?

What the hell, they are the forces of reaction. The irony is strong in this one, as is the fail.

[sfpcjock]

22. Tha 8 dwarfs ( minus GovGaryJohnson)

Bachmann thinks M-care Dis-"Advantage" is the same as Medicare. :spank:

[LLStarks]

23. The Michelle Bachmann Congresswoman.nt

[MoonRiver]

28. What she's saying is revolting!

SS and Medicare are broken. UNLESS you are ALREADY on SS it's going to have to be reformed. F YOU BACHMAN.

[pinboy3niner]

31. And with three feet, apparently. Who knew?

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

26. Why are there eight? Weren't there nine last week?

Did someone drop out? :rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

29. Michelle says the black man stole $500 billion

[blogslut]

30. Michele Bachmann has three feet!

She hides it well.

[MoonRiver]

33. That's cause one is in her mouth.

[quinnox]

32. lol Rick Perry trying to talk macho

This guy is hilarious, is he trying to copy a Clint Eastwood movie?

[sfpcjock]

34. Rerry thinks Medicare is all good now, OMG!

Oh, you Bozo, Prick :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Rerry: ♪♫ Tangaray! ♪♫...where's ma gin?

[spanone]

perry won't make eye contact with romney....big asshole

[MoonRiver]

37. Major hate

[MoonRiver]

35. SS food fight between Romney and Perry!

Romney has got to go for the jugular to get the senior vote and Perry chooses to cozy up to the TP ptb.

[high density]

36. "Fix" that program

Old Republicans get "their share" out of social security.
Young people support the old Republicans until they die.
Then we end it.

Great plan, Parry.

[BeyondGeography]

38. Way to go, Teabaggers...Perry is nuts and they love him

[Parker CA]

39. God these people LOVE them some Perry. Geezus.

[chade]

40. "We won't touch current social security"

Tell the voting seniors how you really feel about it, you goddamned cowards.

[spanone]

41. who will win the dumbest motherfucker of the night? so far it's a toss up...well, here comes herman

[MoonRiver]

43. I still gotta vote Perry, in advance!

[spanone]

48. i'll see your perry and raise you a double bachmann....a little eye of newt

and don't forget the santorium.......my goodness, we've hardly scratched the surface of insanity

[MoonRiver]

52. The inmates are running the asylum!

[white_wolf]

54. It really is and this isn't just any asylum. It's fucking Arkham.

We need Batman.

[gordianot]

50. It is the audience who buys the Republican crap from the cons on the podium.

[high density]

42. These people do realize that states, et al are trying to phase out pensions?!

I can't believe these arguments. "Let's kill social security, because private pensions would be better." What pensions?!?!

[quinnox]

44. Huntsman actually sounds reasonable

[MoonRiver]

47. That's why he will never get the nomination.

[BeyondGeography]

45. It will be fun to beat these assholes again

[sfpcjock]

46. Oh Newtie...

♪ Tangaray! ♫

SS is cheaper than two accounts at Tiffanys!

Cute young girls can go broke in the market instead :rofl:

[banned from Kos]

49. Romney getting a 7-way Teabag! LMAO!

this is a red meat audience!

[white_wolf]

51. Okay, they all suck,but I think Newt and Cain are the worst.

Cain just seems like an idoit and Newt comes across as an arrogant ass.

[high density]

53. So Newt, what happens when that "young person" opts out of Social Security

and they have no savings at 65? Do we just send them to the furnace or what?

[MoonRiver]

57. "Do we just send them to the furnace or what?"

Pretty much. :scared:

[quinnox]

55. oh shut up already Rick

Santorum talking about how great he thinks he is.

[MoonRiver]

58. Dogs love him, doncha know.

[quinnox]

61. Wolf had to finally cut him off

he would have gone on forever otherwise talking about himself.

[spanone]

56. mr santorum is so modest....

[spanone]

newt the hoot...newt knows crooks....

[BeyondGeography]

59. Crooks, hmmmm

What do THEY look like?

[spanone]

62. i think this is a crooks lineup....

[gordianot]

64. They all did or will if given a chance. nt

[sfpcjock]

60. Nudie: "stop paying Tiffany twice!"

:rofl:

The Santorum "trusts the American people" (to figure out who to marry). :rofl:

Rerry found all the fraud in Texas... and gave it to his corporate pals :rofl: :rofl:

[chade]

63. Oh, the magical 'waste'

All we have to do is get rid of it and all of our problems will be solved. Also, faeries and unicorns, long believed extinct, will triumphantly return to Earth and spread love and rainbows. Thanks, Newt.

[quinnox]

65. Ron Paul wants to cut everything in site

he is getting excited about it.

[sfpcjock]

66. Pawn Raul wants all the bad schools to be in the poor states and cities so we can have bigger ghetto

..."no Dept. of Education."

Now for a word from Gout-out on CNN.

[high density]

72. pawn raul

lol!

[MoonRiver]

67. The laugh fest/horror show continues. First, destroy SS, Medicare and Medicaid,

then let them eat cake. That worked so well in the past. :eyes:

[WinkyDink]

76. I'd look forward to the guillotine part.

[BeyondGeography]

68. Wolf is really making a fool of himself tonight

Fucking carnival barker.

[gordianot]

70. At one time in the 90's CNN thought he was too liberal they were wrong.

He is just too stupid they got him some new writers and cliches.

[sfpcjock]

69. Tweet: "What's your least favorite Bill of Rights Amendment?"

:rofl: :rofl:

Rerry: "raise 'ur taxes" :beer: drink

[MoonRiver]

73. O.M.G.

:wow:

[handmade34]

71. "ownership society" ????

but not ownership (to make personal decisions about) of our body


"George Bush called this the ownership society, but what he really meant was 'you're-on-your-own' society." - Barack Obama, 2008

[BeyondGeography]

74. Perry likes rocket ships

[MoonRiver]

75. Obama must be praying the idiot from Texas will be the nominee.

[high density]

77. Where was Bachmann when Bush was deficit spending?

For what matter, where were all of these other teabagging morons?

[quinnox]

78. Romney wondering when he will get the next question

He is getting a little pissed about being ignored.

[sfpcjock]

79. Crazy Bachmann: "bring back pre-existing conditions,"

"treatment via ERs", "insurance company recision" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Romney wants to persecute labor (NLRB).

[BadgerKid]

80. Does it seem that moderators have been letting Bachmann address GOP hypocrasies?

Wolf was pointing out Bush didn't balance tax cuts with spending cuts, causing some people to think the lack thereof was part of the cause of the downturn in the economy.

I'd like to see transcripts of previous debates.

[BeyondGeography]

81. Mitt attacked Perry earlier, didn't work

So now he kisses his ass.

Edit: They boo his four aces metaphor.

Mitt's a turnaround expert now. Dude is flailing.

[MoonRiver]

84. But now Paul's got Romney's back!

:rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

89. Paul gets laughs for jabbing Perry, Romney gets booed

It's an anti-Romney crowd.

[MoonRiver]

90. Shows you how extreme these tea baggers are.

What reasonable person would consider Romney liberal?????

[Lucian]

82. Yeah, I already turned it off.

I had enough of the stupid.

[BadgerKid]

83. "Nothing reassures me like possible future leaders comparing governance to gambling. "

Source: http://www.witstream.com/#livefeed

[quinnox]

85. lol- Ron Paul taking apart Rick Perrys governor record

[white_wolf]

86. Okay, I'll admit it. Paul made me laugh.

"I don't want to make Perry mad, he might my taxes again."

[sfpcjock]

87. Ron Paul has a tax funny :)

Romney's head is going to shake off its mooring soon... :rofl: :rofl:

[blogslut]

88. Oh, Ron Paul. You devil

"I don't want to offend the governor - he might raise my taxes!"

EDIT ADD: Did Perry just say that Texas is a "land of freedom from America"?

[Gin]

93. Perry has a very feminine smile (IMO)

[quinnox]

91. the non-entity Gingrich desperately trying to be relevant

and brings up Reagan to try and please the crowd.

[white_wolf]

92. Haha don't you love the Republicans trying to be "pro-worker."

[sfpcjock]

94. Huntsman doesn't think Obama has been corporate-friendly

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...Now for a woid from Gout-b-gone!

The Santorum wants corporate a new Shock Doctrine that is an EVEN BIGGER Failure! Oh, swell :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

95. Huntsman getting nowhere

He should bail.

[Solomon]

110. He's Barney Fife

No bullets in his gun.

[gordianot]

96. You think Perry does not like Courts and trial by Jury?

Get rid of those pesky lawyers and just execute them. If I lived in Texas I would feel much safer with a lawyer on call.

[demwing]

97. First image from Tea Party Debate

And I think Mrs Nezbit has the microphone...

[MoonRiver]

98. lol!

[demwing]

101. Looks like Bachmann and Rick Perry to the left

you can tell because of the empty headspace

[sfpcjock]

Crazy Bachmann wants to make all the tax liens HERSELF from Medicaid!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh sh!t, the Romulan wants to let the Fed still have a function. Here's lookin' at you, Rerry!

[BeyondGeography]

99. The is Yahoo Central

[Parker CA]

100. Put Bernanke on trial for treason? WoooooHoooo! These people are fucking nuts.

[Glimmer of Hope]

102. Scary!

[MoonRiver]

103. PERRY ADMITS HE THINKS BERNANKE COMMITTED TREASON!

This pos is toast.

[malaise]

104. Isn't calling for secession treason? n/t

[MoonRiver]

105. Yep. Pot meet kettle.

[spanone]

109. i turned to the syfy channel and there's more reality than cnn

[MoonRiver]

114. Yes, sadly.

I keep wondering why Repubicans think they can win with such idiots. Of course, if they control enough of the voting machines.....

[malaise]

155. LOL

I was watching the US Open final :D

[gordianot]

117. When I took a Wechsler evaluation class the instructor made a good observation.

Remember when you give the test you will find people who do not think the way you do or for that matter like most rational people. Republicans are for the most part not rational. Perry is not rational but with his current audience that is OK.

[BeyondGeography]

106. Dipshit Kid doesn't want to pay taxes

[dancingme]

111. I wonder if he drives over potholes

on his way to work.

[BeyondGeography]

113. Roads, what roads?

[blogslut]

107. I think Dave Carney has given instructions to his Perrybot

Must get youth vote. Repeat phrase "young people" as often as possible. Make kids love you.

[chade]

118. No Kidding

...Hope that wasn't anybody's drinking phrase.

[Parker CA]

108. This is Dipshits on Parade. Romney and Huntsman are way out of their league.

[sfpcjock]

112. Oh, Oh!

The Nudie wants a giant Grover Norquist-style bailout for Pig Oil. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The Romulan wants you to think cutting corporate and ultra-rich taxes is like cutting yours :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...Question from "Ms. Gun" :rofl: :rofl:

[Parker CA]

115. Love how Wolfie has to clarify "fair tax" so that there aren't any dumber than normal looks of

dumbfounded idiocy.

[BeyondGeography]

116. No martinis before question time, there, Tea Payer

[Parker CA]

119. Let's not use executive orders to legislate, but let's applaud Perry wanting to use one to eliminate

Obamacre!

These people have their heads so far up their asses they see daylight through their mouths.

[sfpcjock]

120. Bachmann wants to charge little girls for vaccination for cancer...

...or she'll do it herself and bill Medicaid. :rofl: :rofl:

...then she tries to expose corporate cronyism of Rerry (like she wouldn't do it) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


The Santorum would only inject more frothy vaccines. :rofl: :rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

121. Michelle throws her punch

[gordianot]

126. Ow there is Puke blood on the floor.

[high density]

122. WTF was that response?

"If you think I can be bought for $5k, I am offended?"

LOL.. So he can be bought, just $5k is too little.

[MoonRiver]

124. Bingo!

[BadgerKid]

127. Yep, Perry is open for business.n/t

[quinnox]

128. ha ha

Thought the exact same thing. It was as if he was insulted that it was implied he could be bought so cheap, not that he could be bought at all!

[Glimmer of Hope]

130. I was hoping for Bachman to zing back. Oh well.

[MoonRiver]

123. It's Perry piling on time!

:D

[blogslut]

125. Oh my!

Bachmann and Frothy Mixture are ganging up on the Perrybot!

[white_wolf]

129. God these people are so fucking stupid. I have a headache.

[sfpcjock]

131. The Romulan volunteers to deposite $250 million into your "health savings accounts"

So's you won't have to go to the ER :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...now he's going over the Obamacare Medicare Dis-"Advantage" canard again because he think's you're STUPID AS A POST.

[BeyondGeography]

132. Perry deflated, showing signs of post-HPV whoopass syndrome

[high density]

133. "Obama cut Medicare!"

OK Republicans, is cutting Medicare good or bad? I am confused because you keep talking about cutting it.

[maxrandb]

134. Mitt appealing to the T-Baggers by

using "Democrat Party". Won't work Mitt, you don't have the same "savior" as these ass-hats!

[high density]

135. Wow, Ron Paul says "let him die"

And the crowd applauds and shouts yes!

[gordianot]

139. Yes and go to church!

[bklyncowgirl]

143. Let who die.

Sorry my TV died and I'm following this particular entertainment here.

[white_wolf]

146. Well we had to have another "Perry-execution" moment.

Congrats, Paul, you've won the crazy medal.

[BadgerKid]

Suppose one gets ill due to toxin-spewing plants under R.P. deregulation.

"Not my problem" under Ron Paul.

[BadgerKid]

167. Same goes for Cain and his proposed regulatory commissions. n/t

[BeyondGeography]

136. Let him die, yeeeeah

Fucking loons.

[Parker CA]

142. I couldn't believe that. These people are more vile than I thought. nt

[Glimmer of Hope]

145. What is wrong with these people!

[one_voice]

147. I missed it...

let who die? Someone with no insurance?

[bullwinkle428]

150. Yes - that was the hypothetical that was presented.

[one_voice]

159. Those people are horrilble n/t

[BeyondGeography]

153. Correct...Wolf posed a hypothetical

30-year-old feels healthy, doesn't purchase insurance ends up in the hospital comatose. Should we let hime die? Some loudmouths say yeeeeah!

[one_voice]

158. Thanks!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

180. Alan Grayson was right

when he summed up their views in 2009

[sfpcjock]

137. Pawn Raul is going bravely into the "Chickens for Checkups" GOP health care plan

"He'a a doctor. You can trust him." :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bachmann is such a weak political figure that she would never, repeat NEVER use an Executive Order for ANYTHING! Promise!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...now for a message from Giant Gas Pigs!

[Parker CA]

138. "Should society just let him die?" YES Wooo Hoo YES!! Un-fucking-believable. This audience needs a

padded room.

[bullwinkle428]

140. Holy shit...that was disgusting! "Should we let them die?" Audience members

yell "YEAAAHHHH!"

[blogslut]

141. Wolf:"Do you think society should just let him (poor) die?"

Cheers of "Yeah!" from the audience.

[butterfly77]

144. Now,this is the question..

I have been wanting someone to ask Paul forever.

[Gin]

149. wonder how many in audience have pre existing conditions...that is one part

that works for many many people.

[white_wolf]

148. Oh Michelle you're so silly. "socialized medicine."

Haha.

[MoonRiver]

152. I wish.

[MoonRiver]

151. Did they deliberately fill the room with psychopaths??

If he can't afford health care, just LET HIM DIE YEEEEEHAAAA! :wtf:

[chade]

156. I swore and screamed at the computer after I heard that

My neighbors are probably questioning my sanity, but that was absolutely disturbing.

[sfpcjock]

154. Oh, Oh!

The Wolfman figured out that their collective plan is to Kill Grandma! when it comes to health care.
...and now for a word from Twix Lard Bars! :rofl:

...Oh, Oh, busing time for aliens, I think....
Rerry wants a wooden castle with alligators in the moat. :rofl: :rofl:
Rerry doesn't want "amnesty" of the Dream Act. An Arizona SB1070-style bill just for Wackenhut and CCA private prisons will do just fine, thank you :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

157. Santorum will get money from Romeny shell corporations to keep attacking Perry

[bullwinkle428]

160. Bachmann : "They need to learn American history and the Constitution!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[quinnox]

161. Hunstman makes small joke about Perry making a potentially treasonous comment

[Parker CA]

162. Huntsman: "For Rick to say that we can't secure the border is a treasonous comment." Let's one-up

each other on treason!! WoooHOOO

[sfpcjock]

163. Oh, oh!

Huntsman wants more guest and immigrant H1B visa workers, so Americans can't have the jobs.

Nudie master fear-mongering about "too small a National Security State" after we doubled the defense budget in 10 years. Shame on us for spending so little! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BeyondGeography]

164. Room went cold as Perry tried to salvage Hispanic vote

[MoonRiver]

165. I think he lost the tea baggers with that comment.

Will be interesting to see the next poll on the thugs.

[Parker CA]

175. Perry, as nut-job crazy as he is, apparently isn't as crazy as these baggers.

[BeyondGeography]

166. Paging Dr. freud: Newt says we CELEBRATED the 10th anniversary of 9/11

[blogslut]

168. So, does Newt want to invade Mexico?

These kids are cracking me up!

[BadgerKid]

169. Ron Paul suggesting better foreign policy over US military agggression. n/t

[bklyncowgirl]

171. Oooh boos for Ron Paul. nt

[sfpcjock]

170. "Why does Ron Paul hate America?" - Frothy Boy

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Huntsman and Paul will finally end the Wars :D

...now for a word from Jiffy Lube!

"Ron Paul would bring rubbers to the Whitehouse." - The Santorum :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[white_wolf]

172. Paul speaks the truth and he gets booed.

He's completely right. He's wasting his time with these fools though.

[sammytko]

173. I know - do people really think that we were attacked because we are "free"?

Its ridiculous. Its like beating up a mean girl cuz she is a size 2. They beat you up because of the things you do.

[pokerfan]

179. They boo bringing sanity to our foreign policy

and cheer letting a thirty year old die in front of the emergency room because he didn't have insurance. Last week they were cheering executions. :banghead:

[laruemtt]

181. yeah - interesting type of "pro life," huh.

jerks.

[bklyncowgirl]

174. They're baaaacccckkkk nt

[sfpcjock]

176. Prick Rerry is only bringing Anita Bryant to the Whitehouse.

That's all, folks! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...now another word from Trojans, thx!

Bachmaneyezing King John... :rofl: then, "let the little girls die of HPV, John." It doesn't even occur to her to offer the HPV vaccine free to all girls and optionally allow them or their parents to decline.

[quinnox]

177. Herman Cain would bring a sense of humor to the White House

OK....

[pokerfan]

178. Herman Cain, First Clown

Which one said he would bring a hawt woman to the WH?

[sfpcjock]

182. lol

:rofl:

[spanone]

183. thanks for the thread MoonRiver!!!!!