lame54
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:08 AM
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Next Time You Need To Go To An Emergency Room |
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Go to a church instead
They have all the right equipment
They'll take care of you
Their staffed for it
and it's all free
Thanks Ron Paul
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:10 AM
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:11 AM
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2. Be sure to do your part if you want a Doctor and bring a chicken. |
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Edited on Tue Sep-13-11 10:13 AM by gordianot
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KansDem
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:13 AM
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3. Haven't you heard? Medical costs keep going up. |
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Better make that two chickens...
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:22 AM
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5. Sorry my mistake how about a Turkey? I also want to become an alternative medicine provider. |
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When will I be able to write my own prescription scripts? Blood makes me squeamish expect no surgery. No need to worry about malpractice after they get rid of attorneys, and courts. As to the drugs I can make my own when everything is legal.
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:17 AM
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4. I think he meant we'll use regular doctors, but we'll all hold bake sales to pay for it. |
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Equally deluded, of course.
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:27 AM
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6. Just pray it away at home, no need to get any medical help at all! |
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:27 AM
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7. Don't forget to bring chickens to barter for services. |
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:36 AM
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8. Cool, man, so I can like walk into a church, say "ow" and get morphine? COOL! |
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:39 AM
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you have to ask for "Holy Water"
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:41 AM
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10. I don't have to play "choir boy" or anything to get the good stuff, do I? |
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:43 AM
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11. What happens in the confessional stays in the confessional |
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:46 AM
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12. Damn. I always thought those were the rest rooms. |
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Tue Sep-13-11 11:03 AM
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let's hope it doesn't stay in there
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Tue Sep-13-11 10:46 AM
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13. If you were good with God you wouldn't be sick. Or poor. |
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Tue Sep-13-11 11:01 AM
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14. What if you're Jewish? |
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Can I convert to Xianity if it would get me free stuff?
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Tue Sep-13-11 11:06 AM
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16. But what about that whole "eight days of presents" gig. |
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That's a pretty sweet deal -- do you really want to give that up? (But, then, not so much if you get stuff like socks.)
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Wed Sep-14-11 04:57 AM
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18. Just go to the Congressman's office - he's a Dr and said he treats people |
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for free when they can't afford it. It'd be funny/sad if a few thousand folks showed up at his door tomorrow asking for medical treatment
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