Remember White House crasher Michaele Salawi? She's run off with

[cali]

Journey guitarist Neil Schon.

I don't know why I find this funny, but I do.

Michaele Salahi: Kidnapping, no; Journey rocker Neal Schon, yes.
September 15, 2011 | 6:13 am

Michaele Salahi wasn't kidnapped, authorities said.

Few people roll like Michaele Salahi and her husband, Tareq, late of "The Real Housewives of D.C." and originally infamous for allegedly crashing a state dinner at the White House.

Depending on when a person checked in on the Salahi drama Wednesday, Michaele was either kidnapped, according to Tareq, or just fine, according to police. Then there was the part about Michaele running off with a guy from a rock band.

But more about Journey guitarist Neal Schon later. Seriously. After the police stuff, and before the Montel Williams stuff.

Tareq reported Michaele missing very late Tuesday night, telling law enforcement that his wife had been gone for six hours, the North Virginia Daily reported. She'd called him from a cellphone with an Oregon number, he said, to tell him she was fine and on her way to her mom's house.

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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2011/09/michaele-salahi-kidnapped-montel-williams-neal-schon-journey.html

[Warpy]

1. Ah, professional celebrities with no talent

I guess they've always been out there but it sure seems like we've got more of them these days.

I guess it's because the news media are all desperate to avoid reporting the news.

[HappyMe]

2. Yeah, I found it kind of funny too. nt

[MorningGlow]

3. Aaaaahahahaaaaa

Wait...

Ya just can't make this stuff up, folks. Believe me--I write fiction, but I've never come up with shite like this. File this one under things that make you go

[frazzled]

4. It's hard to believe people like this really exist

Intriguing as it all is, I suppose it's best to ignore them. Publicity is what they seek, so we should deny it to them. It's hard not to peek at a train wreck, though!

[Bonhomme Richard]

5. Oh Sherry, I'm alone..hold on, hold on. n/t

[ProgressiveProfessor]

6. Prior similar thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1941405

[gratuitous]

7. Dang, this is my fault

I said yesterday that I was assiduously glancing out the window from my 34th floor cubicle, and damn if Mrs. Salahi didn't call hubby from an Oregon cell phone! I could have put this whole kerfuffle to rest if I'd only looked out the window more often. Sorry folks.

[Evasporque]

8. Schon also played in Santana before Journey...nt

[Rebubula]

9. PLUS!!

He played with Santana at age 15!!!!!!!!!!!


Man is an incredible musician.

[monmouth]

10. And very, very good looking...n/gt