Well, I Guess I'll Just Take My Business To Another Soulless Multinational Corporation

[joeybee12]

The nerve of you people. Treating a longtime patron with so little respect, like I'm just another walking dollar sign. If that's what passes for customer service around here, you sadly leave me with no choice but to have the exact same experience at another giant soulless multinational corporation somewhere else.

Maybe one that knows how to rob its customers of a fraction less dignity.

Every single time I'm in here—without fail—it's been the same god-awful experience. But this! This is a new low for you guys. I don't even know why I still bother coming here when I could happily take my business to one of the faceless global entities around the corner and be equally insulted and dehumanized there. My insignificant contribution to the bottom line could easily be theirs for the taking!

What do you think about that, you crooks? I don't have to bend over and take this from you. I can bend over and take this from one of your sprawling, heavily franchised rivals.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/well-i-guess-ill-just-take-my-business-to-another,21357/

[RaleighNCDUer]

1. I know it's the Onion, but...

I stopped going to WalMart (except for when I really, really needed something they had), and in just 5 years the WalMart closed its doors.

So there.