Cops: Pair took dead pal to strip club

[joeybee12]

In a real-life version of the movie "Weekend at Bernie's," two men drove around with a dead friend's body, used his ATM card and visited a strip club, police said.

Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson were charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation. They were freed on bond, according to the Denver Post.

It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men were not charged in his death. The cause has not yet been determined as toxicology tests are still under way, the paper reported.

According to the Post, an affidavit accused Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett's body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44547904/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/

[Recursion]

1. I've got to say I'd want my buddies to do the same... (nt)

[Warpy]

7. My ex wanted me to half dress him in a Superman suit and leave him in a phone booth

I honestly don't care what happens to this body after I'm done with it. I prefer cremation on the slight chance that the Catholics are right and it will resurrect at the end of time. I'm afraid I don't want this one back, it's been nothing but trouble.

[Kolesar]

2. They thought it was ok to have a stiffie...eom

[Erose999]

3. Maybe they just thought he was passed out. Stranger things have happened.

When G.G. Allin passed out at a party once, fans were posing for photos with him and stuff for several hours before they found out he was actually dead.

[dtexdem]

4. Stiff, but couldn't get it up.

;-)

[edbermac]

5. I hope they ordered a lap dance for the poor guy.

:toast:

[Mojambo]

6. Best story EVER.

And I too would love to have my friends do the same after I die.

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. not very good friends.

[NeedleCast]

10. Disagree. Best Friends Ever!

Need to put this in my will:

"Please take my corpse on a tour of my favorite strip clubs and enjoy food and drink on my dime."

[lame54]

15. I'm with you

[nomb]

9. Am I really the first person to remember Gram Parsons? Really??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gram_Parsons#Death

[TexasProgresive]

11. Made me think of a John Candy movie

Only the Lonely.

Candy plays an Irish Chicago cop. 3 old Irish bachelors walk into the bar only one of them is dead. They had promised each other that they would do this. They took his body from the mortuary. Here's what happened when the tried to pour the drink:
"Jazus, They stitched his mouth closed!" (this is from memory)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102598/

I miss John Candy- I hope someone stood him for a drink when he died (too soon). I think I will watch this movie tonight.

[Renew Deal]

12. These are the kinds of friends every guy needs.

:rofl:

[thelordofhell]

13. They were looking for the "dead nudes" place

All the other places just had "live nudes"

[Initech]

14. Ha - Weekend at Bernie's was the first thing I thought of!