Is there hope for the dead?

[salinen]

Maybe. If they'd get off their lazy pelvic girdles and get a job. I mean, talk about deadbeats, why should I work my butt off so they can just lay around and do absolutely nothing? They always have excuses. "People don't like the way I smell" or "I can't help being late". No, you want everything just handed to you, like you deserve special treatment. Well listen up you corpses, shape up or ship out. As a matter of fact, you can just die as far as I'm concerned.

[RKP5637]

1. At minimal, they could cut the grass themselves at their resting places. n/t

[WCGreen]

2. Slackers....

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

3. The silent majority. Some of which are resurrected to justify war by the politicians.

[hunter]

4. They might be useful as food...

Yum, yum, Soylent Green.

[HereSince1628]

5. They got out and voted for Richard Daley....why can't they work, too? n/t

[dtexdem]

6. And even the proactive ones just wander our streets trying to eat our brains.

;-)

[moondust]

7. You might enjoy Gogol.

He hopes to collect the legal ownership rights to dead serfs as a way of inflating his apparent wealth and power. Once he acquires enough dead souls, he will retire to a large farm and take out an enormous loan against them, finally acquiring the great wealth he desires.

Dead Souls