caption time!

[Bravo Zulu]

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[FiveGoodMen]

1. "This is what you'll all be when I'm President!"

[Motown_Johnny]

2. "It is so comforting to be here among my intellectual piers"

[NMDemDist2]

6. it's "peers" not 'piers'

one is your equal, the other is used (mostly) for tying up boats

:hide:

[jberryhill]

26. It's okay, she can't spell either

And piers are made of wooden poles, so for her, "intellectual piers" actually has the same meaning.

Don't be so homophonophobic.

[FarLeftFist]

3. No one should be smiling like that in a room like that.

AMERICAN PSYCHO!

[tishaLA]

4. ".....but I thought all my supporters were downer cows....?"

[RKP5637]

5. Democrats just hanging around once I'm dictator. n/t

[Rex]

7. All this dead meat is turning me on!

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. "I'm so glad to meat all of you today"

[sakabatou]

9. "This is where I'll store all the humans for Soylent Green."

[Ian David]

10. "The last time I was surrounded by so much beefcake I was at one of Marcus' parties." n/t

[BloomTownie]

11. Wish my husband here - they say he loves meat!

[madamesilverspurs]

12. Oooo, future corndogs!!!

[MrMickeysMom]

13. Uh oh.. I was told I'd be meeting with the vets....

[pacalo]

14. "Bloody beef carcasses -- it's the new mink!"

[Firebrand Gary]

15. Jack and Jill ran up the hill to smoke a little leaf,

Jack got high, pulled down his pants and Jill yelled "Where's the beef?"

[DJ13]

16. The Wicked Witch surveys the remains of her failed flying giant monkey experiment

[drokhole]

17. "This is the best Republican primary yet!"

[lpbk2713]

18. She gave up on trying for her party's nomination.

Now she's being more realistic. She's going after Apollo Creed.

[sfpcjock]

19. "This is really a meat locker, Marcus."

[lonestarnot]

20. "Where's the beef?"

[ChoppinBroccoli]

21. They're Really Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrell For Opponents For "Rocky" To Beat Up These Days

"Did I mention that I'm Pro-Life and that every living thing is precious?"

[Blue Owl]

22. What fresh hell emerges from these meat curtains?

GAAAAHHHH!

:yoiks:

[FarLeftFist]

23. What a creepy fucking jacket and shoes. Like a bizarre cultist.

[Mira]

24. This is how to inspect meat. All safe to eat now! n/t

[gauguin57]

25. She looks like she's going to flash the meat.

... and as I said that, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Gregorian]

27. Gee, I've always wanted to be on Meet The Press.

What!

[Historic NY]

28. Where's the sausage?

[rug]

29. Bachmann Announces A Modest Propoal To Curb Unemployment

[no_hypocrisy]

30. Michele Bachmann leaves behind cold, dead carcasses in her wake.

[HappyMe]

31. "I love family reunions."

"They told me this was the debate! Why are the doors locked?"

[ehrnst]

32. "What to throw next to my base, what to throw next..." (nt)

[11 Bravo]

33. I'll see Clarence's pubic hair on my Coke can and raise him one dyed follicle on his next steak!

[4_TN_TITANS]

34. I've called you all here today to announce...

Your unemployment checks will no longer be sent