Newt Gingrich: small businessman?

[FLAprogressive]

http://twitter.com/#!/newtgingrich

"Husband, father, grandfather, citizen, small businessman, author, former Speaker. I'm running for president to offer leadership to solve America's challenges.
http://Newt.org"

Would anyone care to enlighten me as to what "small business" Newt ran/runs? Nothing in his biography indicates that he ever ran a business.....does grifting now count as a "small business"???

[Syrinx]

1. he will send a Newtie award to your strip joint if you pay him for it.

[Owlet]

2. Newt: a living Definition

solipsism
: a theory holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications and that the self is the only existent thing; also : extreme egocentrism

[DataException]

3. He's not a SMALL anything -

If they said "bloated, fat-ass businessman" I'd be OK with it...

[blm]

4. He buys Tiffany items at sweetheart deal costs then sells them for profit.

Only thing I can think of at this point. ; )

[bullwinkle428]

5. I'm okay with "small grifter", "small con-artist", etc.

[Fumesucker]

6. I haven't heard "businessman" as as a euphemism for "penis" before..

But it really makes quite a lot of sense.. Businessmen spend a lot of time pissing and moaning while they fuck the hell out of people.

;)