If the GOP thinks Chris Jabba the Hutt Christie is their only hope you know they are in trouble

[NNN0LHI]

Know what I mean?

Don

[Vincardog]

1. Cris the Hutt can't walk from the helicopter landing pad to the ball stands. Do u think he can RUN

[customerserviceguy]

2. They're having trouble getting their three main factions to agree

on one candidate. The fundies want either Perry or Bachmann, the country clubbers want Romney, and the tea partiers don't know who the hell they want yet, but the establishment types are trying hard to convince them that Mitt's their boy.

[NNN0LHI]

6. And the Christian right has no interest in voting for someone who can't wait to get to planet Kolob

Big problems.

Don

[customerserviceguy]

7. Oh, no, Kolob's where God lives

When you're a Mormon, you get your own planet!

[NNN0LHI]

8. How well do you think that concept is going over with the snake handlers?

:rofl:

[customerserviceguy]

9. They will shit a brick

if Mitt is the nominee. Therein lies our path to victory, the fundies will vote for some religious third-party nutcase if Romney is the Rethug nominee, and he bleeds off enough of them to give Obama the victory. Yeah, "he", because bible thumpers really don't want a woman for president, look how fast they left Bachmann and glommed on to Perry when he entered the race.

I really do think that the fundies would prefer four more years of Obama over giving the LDS missionaries another talking point at people's doorways.

[UTUSN]

3. K&R #1 - I can ONLY K&R this ONCE?!1 n/t

[lonestarnot]

4. How many helicopters has that guy eaten anyway.

[devils chaplain]

5. I'm not from Jersey...

So when before I heard the guy was fat, I thought: "not a plus, but probably not too big of a deal."

Then I saw a picture of him. The man is not just fat -- he is epically, epically, morbidly rotund.

[FBaggins]

10. Just the opposite really.

If they're so comfortable that anyone can beat Obama that they want to push forward a guy whose positions they love but who can't come across as likable...


...then we're in a DEEP hole.

[Pterodactyl]

11. That's funny! He's so fat.