News from the Future: 2016 - Christie vs Warren

[Drix]

Christie in an attempt to be cute will say something vicious about Warren that insults all women. Warren wins in landslide.

You heard it here first.

[malaise]

1. Christie can barely breath now

He can't last an election campaign. The obese man can't even walk 100 yards. He will eat himself to death before 2016. Listen to his breathing carefully - that is not a healthy man.

[ashling]

5. That was what I was thinking

:shrug:

[walerosco]

7. I was just about to say that

Christie's has worn out his welcome and by 2016 his disastrous ecomonic policies would be evident to all. I say its Rubio vs Unnamed dem

[CTyankee]

2. Oh, god, I can see him up against her! There is no contest!

He's gonna try his "muscle man" technique on her and she'll throw it back to him that makes him look like a class A Jerk.

Remember Rick Lazio!!!

[Drix]

3. This is what I'm talking about.

His bully boy tactics will win him the nomination and sink him in the general. Outside of Rubio he is Republican's only rising star and Rubio doesn't stand a chance winning a Republican national contest. No non-White person does.

[FarLeftFist]

4. The problem with Christie running for President is the whole running part.

But I like the way you think.

[Kennah]

6. I dunno, Christie did OK in "Cloudy With A Chance Of Meetballs"

[murray hill farm]

8. President Warren!

It sure has a fine sound to it.

[Drix]

9. She will make a fine first female President.

And that will be nice rejoiner after the first Black President. A new era.

[customerserviceguy]

10. Well, if she does decide to run in 2016

She will have been a Senator for about half of a Senate term when she tosses her hat in the ring, and that will indeed remind people of the experience level of our first black President. Christie knows he's only won one major election, and further knows that he needs to be either re-elected or at least chosen as the Rethug VP if he wants to make his own run at the top job.

[madinmaryland]

11. Un-recced. Martin O'Malley will kick Christie's ass back to his little house in Jersey faster

than you can say "jack shit"

[brooklynite]

13. ...but Brian Schweitzer wil beat O'Malley in the primaries...

[madinmaryland]

14. Who??

:shrug:

Just sayin'

[brooklynite]

15. Two Term Governor of Montana

[Habibi]

12. It's only 2011.

Christie could go on a diet, and hire a personal trainer, and be buff as fuck by 2016. Will he, though, is the question. And will it help him, is the other question.