Top 10 reasons to vote Republican

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Sun Sep 25, 2011 at 05:42 AM PDT
Top 10 reasons to vote Republican
by plf515

Why would anyone vote Republican? Well, here are 10 reasons.

1. You are a bigot

It's true that not all Republicans are bigots. But if you ARE a bigot, the Republican party will be much more your group than the Democratic party. Remember that there are lots of ways to be a bigot: You could be a racist, a homophobe, an Islamophobe, or lots of other things.

2. You like eating, drinking and breathing poison.

Many Republicans are calling for or voting for shrinking or eliminating agencies that protect us against poison. They seem to think that the corporations will do the right thing, without any pressure from the government. Uh huh. Read The Jungle. Look at the way Monsanto is hiding facts about Round Up. Look at food safety and outbreaks of E. Coli.

Corporations exist to make money. They will do so any way they can. The government needs to stop them from doing so in ways that hurt people.

3. You think the rich don't have enough money

The idea that giving more money to rich people (via tax breaks) will help poor people is nonsensical and has been shown wrong time and again in history. Huge tax breaks for the rich (a la George Bush) don't work...

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/09/25/1020037/-Top-10-reasons-to-vote-Republican?via=siderec

[Rex]

1. 11. You hate yourself so much that you want others to feel the

misery and self-loathing you feel every waking day.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. 12. Knowledge is power. Ultimatic nahlej is iltimamtic powder.

[saras]

5. 13. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. That is a GREAT list!

More than ever, now I know why


I am a Democrat!

[NYC_SKP]

4. 13. You don't give a SHIT about the next generations.

You'll suck up every last resource right fucking now.

[lob1]

6. You like the rainbow sheen of oil slicks on the ocean.

[ChillbertKChesterton]

7. #1. I'm an accelerationist

[moondust]

8. 14. You lie!

To yourself and others, about everything. You are willing to ignore and disclaim facts and truths that do not fit your contrived reality (or the one Rushbo and Fox have created for you).

[Fresh_Start]

9. You expect God to take care of the future and protect you

from all the evil you do because you pretend to accept the Lord

[Major Nikon]

10. 11. You believe in talking snakes, but not evolution and AGW