Because the Left is Holy. And can't be criticized.

[Solomon]

Ever.

[LeftyMom]

1. My cat's breath smells like cat food. nt

[NightWatcher]

7. I got a Wookie stuck up my nose

[LeftyMom]

11. And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

[NightWatcher]

14. Tastes like burning

[LeftyMom]

15. Me fail English? That's unpossible!

[NightWatcher]

17. Super Nintendo Chalmers

[QC]

22. The doctor said I wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

[LeftyMom]

26. Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.

[hatrack]

27. But then we arrived at the cabin. It was filled with used condoms and empty beer cans.

nt

[lumberjack_jeff]

36. Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

[Name removed]

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[Electric Monk]

105. I guess I went too far with the Ralph Wiggum quotes, and it got deleted.

:rofl: Note: Apparently we're not supposed to say unitard :rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

82. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies...

and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

[geardaddy]

89. Do you Choo-choo-choose me?

[closeupready]

102. Come winter, they'll look like shambolic ambrosia bottles covered in tiny blue balls.

[HappyMe]

59. That's nothing! I see dead people! nt

[joeybee12]

54. One of mine has really bad breath...she has kidney issues and I think

that's causing it...I'd love for her breath to ONLY smell like catfood!

[Dr. Strange]

68. Nice post, flvegan.

:o

[LeftyMom]

87. Oh, do we all look alike to you?

I see how it is.

[racaulk]

91. !!!

:rofl:

Good call! :thumbsup:

[Quantess]

78. My dog's feet smell like corn chips.

[Bonobo]

86. I have never understood that and yet it's so true!!!

How does that happen!?

[jberryhill]

111. It's a bacteria which is peculiar to dogs' feet

[geardaddy]

90. Mine, too

My dog's feet, as well.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

2. Rattlesnakes make poor pets.

[Mr Deltoid]

3. Blanket accusations of racism

are not 'criticism' they are attacks.

[DJ13]

4. Did you take a wrong turn?

Perhaps you should have gone to the left a few miles back?

[ThatPoetGuy]

5. Here at the non-sequiturs club, we sure like seafood!

[hlthe2b]

10. Puppies make the world go 'round! PUPPIES!

[Electric Monk]

6. Sentence fragments. What fun. Some context?

IBTL

[Luminous Animal]

8. I think criticism can open up self reflection. I think broad brush accusations

shut down dialogue. See the title of your OP.

[highprincipleswork]

9. Criticize all you like

But back it up with something real.

[Vogon_Glory]

12. We Criticize Ourselves All The Time

We criticize ourselves all the time. When was the last time right-wingers took themselves aside and gave their political platforms and policies a serious examination and rethink?

This Tea Party stuff doesn't look like the product of thoughtful self-examination.

[bengalherder]

13. I've got Jesus on the floor of my car

And he's not getting any younger!

[Autumn]

28. You Jackass !!!! That's why I didn't win the lotto

It's your fault I'm not sitting on the beach in France. And I have to clean my computer screen now and that's your fault too.







:rofl:

[WilliamPitt]

16. Just let me know when you're going to cut the baby in half.

That I want to see.

:P

[EstimatedProphet]

18. You're absolutely right! I can't be criticized ever!

Thank you for noticing!

[eridani]

41. Question Authority!

Ask me anything!

[unkachuck]

19. the Right....

....continuously has it's arrogant fascist boot on the throat of the Left in this country and around the world....the non-corporate Left can hardly breathe and you want to beat-down and criticize this weak and down-trodden force of freedom?

....the Left should not be criticized not because it's Holy, but because the Left is absolutely necessary....

[Angry Dragon]

20. ............

:popcorn:

[Autumn]

21. Kind of misnamed aren't you?

Of course the left can be criticized. That's a dumb statement.

[mdmc]

23. exactly

[EFerrari]

24. And then went down to the ships.

[LoZoccolo]

25. There are three rules for going against prevailing irrationality at DU.

1. Never adopt their tactics.
2. Never assert your own opinion when you can destroy theirs by asking more questions about it.
3. Never let them see you sweat.

[Warren Stupidity]

31. 4. never apologize for really disgusting posts.

[SammyWinstonJack]

51. ...

:thumbsup:

[dawg]

58. 5. Never try to find common ground ..

with folks who are ostensibly on your side.

6. Never try to understand why they are critical. Just accept that they are meanies who like to complain.

7. Never, and I mean never, admit that our side has done anything for anyone ever to be critical of. The thirtheenth commandment is "Never speak ill of a fellow ....... centrist?"

[cliffordu]

81. 3.a Wear a cup.

[jberryhill]

112. Keep It Clean. You Never Know When You Might Get A Rim Job.

[sad sally]

29. Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

[Warren Stupidity]

30. What? Now there are two of you? But your format is off: one line, not two.

[Lucian]

32. The leprechaun on my shoulder tells me to burn things.

[Broderick]

33. They have the internets on computers now

Are you logged in ?

[Name removed]

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[Name removed]

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[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

37. Yes but who's the true left?

Sad to say there have been many online pissing matches on the topic.

[saras]

38. Therefore, nose leeches for all. Abandon the creeping meatball!

[eridani]

40. Unless it's in a good marinara sauce

Then we must NEVER abandon the meatball!.

[QC]

39. My nipples explode with delight.

[eridani]

43. That was EIGHT syllables, bubba

No haiku for YOU.

[Warren DeMontague]

45. Just the left one.

The holy one.

[alittlelark]

42. The Right is Wrong....... The Left can and WILL be criticised

For the BETTERMENT of ALL of US.


That said...

I will vote the D 99% of the time.

[provis99]

44. Peace, Love, Dope!

[Blue_Tires]

"NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!"

[Warren DeMontague]

46. the left ...what?

...nut? :shrug:

[Codeine]

48. The snowman is melting. Repeat -- the snowman is melting. nt

[Cirque du So-What]

49. I had a dog once

[kentuck]

50. Hit and run.

That's really wise.

[Warren DeMontague]

53. Perhaps the OP was driving on THE LEFT side of the road!

...GET IT???

[MrSlayer]

52. Pencil gravity is nocturnal in the months of the Ceasar.

While tragic geese condescend to the lowly muskrat.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

55. Except by the White House.

[negativenihil]

56. i like turtles.

[hifiguy]

57. And now for something completely different, a man with

three buttocks.

[Tsiyu]

60. But the Right is Unclean. And must be smote.

Whatever.

[HappyMe]

67. Yay! I haven't been to a good smoting in a long time!

Will there be snacks served?

[Tsiyu]

80. Only after the smiting

and then we shall dine on cake.


And cocktail weinies.

[Javaman]

61. When in doubt drop your pants and shout! nt

[Starry Messenger]

62. Loveliest of trees, the cherry now.

[Sheepshank]

63. Rove is peckerhead

and god has abandoned us all

[QC]

64. Here I sit, brokenhearted....

[Gold Metal Flake]

65. Who are you on about?

Specifically.

[City Lights]

66. Someone haz a sad! eom

[Ignis]

69. Are you trying to summon Ingilp at DU?

Damn and blast your meddling!

[auntpurl]

70. It's full of stars!

[Solly Mack]

71. Feelings, nothing more than feelings.....

Wo-O-O-O...feelings

[dana_b]

72. omg - I ALMOST forgot about that song

noooooooooo!!!!!!!!! Solly - how could you??!!

[Solly Mack]

73. I tried to fight it.

I couldn't resist.

[Throd]

74. Can I get a hit off of that?

[in_cog_ni_to]

75. damn straight. I'm glad we agree. n/t

[scarletwoman]

76. Mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them.

[PA Democrat]

92. LOL. An oldy but goody!

[scarletwoman]

104. I long ago committed it to memory, that I might have it at hand for just such occasions as this.

Thus do the true classics endure. :D

[Chan790]

77. I once met a man with no arms or legs and I was saddened.

Then, I met a man with no penis and realized I did not know what sadness was.

[Raine]

79. I agree, I sure wish some would quit doing it. nt

:yoiks:

[Zorra]

83. Is that a Rush Limbaugh quote?

No, wait, that was Anne Coulter, wasn't it?

[Rex]

84. What a lie, did someone pay to you post that?

"Just kidding."

[mfcorey1]

85. This is hilarious!

[HughBeaumont]

88. Not without Donny Osmond they won'T!!!!

Wait, what?

[myrna minx]

93. Are Anerucabs truly reoresebted?

[Warren Stupidity]

110. reoresebted is back!

The classic all time DU post.

Long live the Anerucabs!

[Iggo]

94. My dog has no nose. (n/t)

[QC]

95. A dingo ate my baby. n/t

[geardaddy]

96. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

[Iggo]

100. LOL....exactly.

:rofl:
:fistbump:

[JuniperLea]

97. What is Cowbell Sonata in Gm, Alex?

Holy cowbell... this thread is giving me a fever.

[deutsey]

98. "next to of course god america i

love you land of the pilgrims' and so forth oh
say can you see by the dawn's early my
country 'tis of centuries come and go
and are no more what of it we should worry
in every language even deafanddumb
thy sons acclaim your glorious name by gorry
by jingo by gee by gosh by gum
why talk of beauty what could be more beaut-
iful than these heroic happy dead
who rushed like lions to the roaring slaughter
they did not stop to think they died instead
then shall the voice of liberty be mute?"

He spoke. And drank rapidly a glass of water

[scarletwoman]

106. Nay! cry I. The the voice of liberty shall NOT be mute! By gorry by gum!

:patriot:

[deutsey]

108. O, jabberwocky!

:-)

[DisgustipatedinCA]

99. What do? These sentence fragments mean? n/t

.

[fascisthunter]

101. We hear enough criticism in our Mainstream Media

we have heard the criticism for 30 years... I think we can handle it... can you?

Centrism is dead and it's the centrist's fault for playing along with the ugly right wing.

[Major Hogwash]

103. Not if you have iPads stuffed in your ears.

Can't hear a thing then.
Kids these days think they're so damned smart, I've been using iPads for years.

And the young punks these days that are in their 30s think they are so freakin' hip because they use water bottles.
We called them canteens.

And they act like they just discovered bicycles.
I'm on my 3rd one.
I wore the other 2 out!

[Cali_Democrat]

107. Eggs over easy. n/t

[deutsey]

109. What's the frequency, Kenneth?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luuqhAS0x6o

[jberryhill]

113. Wharrgarbl!

[Cali_Democrat]

114. The pigeon is in the henhouse

I repeat, the pigeon is in the henhouse.