MY NEXT LIFE by George Carlin (Some Friday humor)

[Playinghardball]

I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work.

You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in Spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and then...

You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

[sakabatou]

1. Carlin is a friggin genius

[silverweb]

2. We miss you, George.

n/t

[Martin Eden]

3. The man was as much philosopher as comedian ...

... and when it comes to GOOD comedy, the two are definitely intertwined.

[angel823]

4. indeed

absolutely!

Angel in a very dry Texas

[JanMichael]

5. That is pure genius! nt.