Can someone do me a favor?

[Archae]

If anyone posts stuff using legal jargon, could you translate it for me?

I never went to law school and don't watch enough "Law And Order." :-)

[Boojatta]

1. The word "character" refers to a letter of the alphabet.

For example, killing the letter "E" would amount to character assassination, because the letter "E" is a character.

The letter "E" would become what is known as a "dead letter." You could use it, but your messages would begin to smell as the letter "E" decomposed. However, an actual smell isn't a smell-in-law. It's all a question of whether you are related to the letter "E" through blood or through marriage. If you donate blood that is used to save the life of the letter "E" after somebody makes a botched attempt at character assassination, then your relationship to the letter "E" is not merely through marriage, but through blood.

Does that help?

[Archae]

2. Clear as mud.

;-)

[AsahinaKimi]

3. I can't wait to hear about

Katagana and Hiragana characters!! ^^

[Boojatta]

4. We need to hear from you on this topic.