So, Spongebob is making kids stoopid...

[FSogol]

From Derf:

[ixion]

1. and ABC/NBC/CBS/FAUX/CNN make sure they stay that way

for life.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I'm confused. First SpongeBob was turning kids gay. Has something changed on the show?

I mean, they took out the homo-ray and installed a dumb-ray or something? How clever of them, who knew they had such power. So why don't they do something about all the republicans too...

[snooper2]

4. no, that wasn't Spongebob, that was Squidward

don't you folks keep up with the latest?
(And I'm pretty sure Mr. Krabs is a teabagger :rofl: )

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Noo! I can't keep up, too many theories at once! :)

And yes, Mr. Krabs would certainly be Mr. Koch or similar...wouldn't Squidward be a teabagger because he's always supporting Mr. Krabs? See, we can add our own memes to the mix! Muhuuuaahahaha!

(pause to inhale)

[snooper2]

7. No Squidward loves the arts to much to be a teabagger, now Patrick Star

He's dumb as a rock so I can see him making up some signs with bad spelling :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. :)

[TheManInTheMac]

3. All TV turns everyone who watches it stupid.

Why single out Spongebob?

[snooper2]

5. Not really, if religous folks(fundies?) would be forced to watch 3 hours of Discovery

Every day...learn about the cosmos, learn how stars are formed, what a supernova is, learn how Earth used to have two moons...

We would have less people who "have faith/ignorance" that jesabus created everything around us.

[Shandris]

8. Yeah, I think you're overlooking some of the better TV.

History, Discovery, NatGeo, Animal Planet. I don't watch anything on 'regular' TV or cable though. Although I did accidentally run into something called Terra Nova the other night when a friend was over, and it was...well, better than that sitcom junk at least. Sitcoms are (to me) the WORST offender, and (modern) cartoons run a VERY close second.

[HopeHoops]

10. Sponge Bob - the corrupting weirdo