This just in: Teapartier Automobile Company Launches New Vehicle.

[MineralMan]

I have it on good authority that the Teapartier Automobile Company will release their new Moranus model on October 19th, 2011. A full 6WD all-terrain vehicle, it will go from 0-60 in less than 4 years and holds a full complement of eight tea party protesters while towing a porta-potty on its included trailer.

Photos are still unavailable, because the Teapartier CEO forgot to put batteries in the camera.

For those who are unaware, "Teapartier" is pronounce Tee-Party-EHH, despite the company being located in East Jesus, AR. (The CEO's daughter is taking French in high school this year).

[FLAprogressive]

1. And it gets 8 MPG, because CAFE standards are nanny-state!

[MineralMan]

2. True, but it runs on pure bullshit, so it can be powered by

the passengers words.

[dtexdem]

8. Yeah, but the teabaggers thought that CAFE standards referred to ...

state regulation of restaurants. ;-)

[11 Bravo]

3. Is that pronounced "moran - us" or "more anus"? (Actually, either sems appropriate.)

[KharmaTrain]

4. Here's Something a Teabagger is sure to get from 0-200 in less than 15 Seconds...

:rofl:

[MineralMan]

5. Secret photo of the Moranus!

Photo Source: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2055076

This displays the customization potential of the Moranus.

[pinboy3niner]

6. Christ on a trailer hitch!

(That's not an exclamation--that's one of the options. :) )

[MineralMan]

7. That's an extra-cost option. The Porta Potty is a standard feature.

If you want Jesus, you're gonna pay!