If the south woulda won...and big top women...

[one_voice]

The brilliance :eyes: of Hank Williams Jr.

If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,
I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern State.
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday,
If the South would a won we'd had a it made.

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas,
And we wouldn't have no killers gettin’off free.
If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly,
Instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V.

We'd all learn Cajun cookin’ in Louisiana,
And I'd put that capitol back in Alabama.
We'd put Florida on the right track ‘cause, we'd take Miami back,
And throw all them pushers in the slammer.

If the South would’ve won we'd a had it made,
I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern States.
The day young Skynyrd died we’d show our Southern Pride,
If the South would a won we'd had a it made.

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee,
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky hills.
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank Williams’ picture on one hundred dollar bills.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's,
And I'd ban all the ones made in China.
I'd have every girl and child sent to Georgia to learn to smile,
And talk with that southern accent that drives me wild.

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
‘Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine.
I'm goin’ up on Wolverton mountain and see ol’ Clifton Clowers,
And have a sip of his good ol’ Arkansas wine.

Hey, if the South woulda won we'd had it made
I'd prob’ly run for President of the Southern States,
When Patsy Cline passed away that would be our national holiday,
If the South woulda won we'd a had it made.

If the South woulda won we'd a had it made.

We might even be better off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqaf2wP7hQE

Edited to add this after I saw it on Colbert.

" Big Top Women "

A is for apricot
B is for blossom
C is for cantelope
D is for dog-gone awesome
E is extremely blessed and endowed
F is for fabulous
That's what this song's all about

Big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
The steps of the courthouse make you go downtown

I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
I had to get some new tags
My plates had done run out
And the tax assesor certainly left no doubt

That the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom Ba-Ba-Boom
Make you go down town

I met this meter maid, Nadine
She didn't carry no gun around
But she was packin' some 38's
Big tittie man get right down on the ground

Now the big top women sure do bounce around
I love to see them walkin' up and down
Steps of the courthouse
Make you wanna get a ticket and
Go downtown

I went downtown after work
This joint called the hot house
They had some big top women there
And whoo, they then came out

I said girl you sure look fine
With your uniform gone
She had hundred dollar bills
Stuck in her thong
Yea, big top women sure got it goin' on

:puke: :eyes: :puke: :eyes:

[provis99]

1. if the South won, there would be slavery and white supremacy.

that's what Hank really wants to say.

[tblue]

2. Dear Hank,

:puke:

[Dawson Leery]

3. What little Hank wants is white supremacy and no education.

[Hugabear]

4. Here, let me correct one of those verses for you...

I'd make my Supreme Court down in Texas,
And we wouldn't have no killers black folks gettin’off free.
If they were proven guilty, then they would swing quickly,
Instead of writin’ books and smilin’ on T.V.

[Marie Marie]

5. Just trying to decide: Who is the bigger Asswipe?

Hank Williams Jr or Ted Nugent? They both have a lot qualifying them for the Number One Spot.

[Jamastiene]

7. Ted Nugent irks me anytime I accidentally see him while flipping channels....

it is worse if I hear him too. I can't decide who the bigger asswipe is either.

[Skip Intro]

9. You know, Nugent is an asshole, but I still like his early music - like this song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-c2OM7HEfrs

[mmonk]

6. The Confederates are winning now.

That is why there is despair currently.

[Capitalocracy]

8. Yes indeedy.

Hey, someone who thinks like me.

Who says the civil war ended? If it did, then we lost.

[wiggle-room]

10. You know, if you're going to slam that second song as sexist, you're going to need to slam most rap,

80's metal, current and recent pop music, Queen, etc...

just sayin'

[one_voice]

11. You're right...

Sometimes personal feelings make that line difficult to see.

Him singing it makes me sick...

But I can't deny that I have/do listen to music that others might consider sexist.