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Wed Oct-05-11 06:57 PM
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Borowitz - Palin Decides Not to Run: ‘I Want to Go Straight to the Quitting Part’ |
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Decision Leaves Moron Vote Up for Grabs
ANCHORAGE (The Borowitz Report) – Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin told reporters today that she would not run for President because “I want to go straight to the quitting part.”
“If I launched a campaign, let’s face it, a couple of months from now I’d up and quit,” she said. “This is a real step-saver for all concerned.”
She said that prior to her decision she had seriously considered running, “but only for the free clothes.”
When asked about her future plans, she said, “Although I’m not running for President, I have no intention of spending more time with my family.”
The former Alaska Governor, who had originally scheduled a thirty-minute press conference to announce her decision, abruptly cut it short after fifteen minutes with no explanation.
The Tea Party favorite’s announcement leaves the remaining Republican candidates scrambling for the moron vote, a key constituency in the 2012 GOP race.
More: www.borowitz.com
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Wed Oct-05-11 07:05 PM
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1. "scrambling for the moron vote," |
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Wed Oct-05-11 07:06 PM
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Wed Oct-05-11 07:12 PM
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3. And this way the White House Clean-up Crew won't have to |
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scrape the stuffed moose-heads off the walls of the Oval Office or spackle over the bullet holes in the bedroom walls.
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Thu Oct-06-11 07:45 AM
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4. You are truly evil, but very funny. |
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I was thinking of the hilarity that would ensue if the Obamas pranked them by blocking various cable channels - no NASCAR, no WWE, no hunting/fishing shows....
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Thu Oct-06-11 10:30 AM
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5. How do you think the bullet holes in the bedroom walls got there??? n/t |
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