New Jobs Strategy! Layoffs must include execution by firing squad!

[Sannum]

I have been unemployed since December after a layoff (A week before Christmas - HoHoHo)

Instead of high unemployment numbers that look bad for both parties, paying out Unemployment Compensation and just dealing with the unpleasantness of it all, I came up with a great strategy!

Instead of laying people off or firing them - Let's have mass executions! Line the minons up against a wall and shoot 'em!

Win Win!

In the long run, sometimes I look back at the thousands upon thousands of resumes I send out, the hundreds of phone and in-person interviews I have had and think I would have been better off.

Yeah, get rid of us lazy unemployed people. Not productive. Our corporate masters are going to kill us one way or another, right?

[Systematic Chaos]

1. The spirit of Jonathan Swift lives on....

I'd laugh, but what you and millions of others is going through is NOT funny.