You can't make this sh*t up.......

[marmar]

Saddam 'double' escapes Alexandria porn kidnap gang, again
Egyptian Saddam Hussein lookalike claims foreign gang attacked him after he refused lucrative offer to star in sex videos they could sell as 'found footage'

Ahram Online, Saturday 8 Oct 2011





An Egyptian man was severely beaten after an Iraqi gang tried to kidnap and force him to film pornographic videos because of his astonishing resemblance to former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein.

Mohamed Bishr says he was on his way on Sunday to a café in the bustling downtown area of Egypt's second city of Alexandria when three men wearing black suits tried to force him into the back of a van.

"The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head," Bishr, a devout Muslim, told Ahram's Arabic portal from his hospital bed.

The incident was short but traumatic. Bishr said the last thing he remembers was the men yelling at each other, and then throwing him out of the van where he hit his face on the pavement. ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://english.ahram.org.eg/~/NewsContent/1/64/23559/Egypt/Politics-/Saddam-double-escapes-Alexandria-porn-kidnap-gang,.aspx

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it could happen to me...

[Arctic Dave]

7. Snarf... LOL! nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. innocent kick

[NYC_SKP]

2. Wow. So, what if this is the REAL Saddam, and they hung the porn star Saddam!?!

What about THAT?!

:P

[leftstreet]

3. lol

:D

[WillyT]

6. You Do Realize You Put "Hung" And "Porn Star" In The Same Sentence...

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

:spank:

:yoiks:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. Thar's gold in this here thread

:D

[Blue_Tires]

18. There is also a THIRD Saddam, but I've already said too much

:hide:

[panader0]

4. The mind reels...............

[dionysus]

5. oh. i really don't have the words, that's fucked up. looks just like him too.

[Mr Deltoid]

9. Kidnapped and forced to be a porn star?

Gawd, how come the cool stuff never happens to me?

:(

[Brigid]

16. This whole thread gets a Brigid DUzy.

But you, sir, still win the thread. :rofl:

[NBachers]

10. "Logjammin' on the Tigris"

I guess Karl Hungus couldn't fill the slot.

I wonder what the kidnappers were arguing about?

[mysuzuki2]

11. well, I don't look much like Saddam but

I'd be happy to take a screen test.

[Contrary1]

12. Maybe he's the real Saddam...

and wasn't hung well enough...so to speak.

[EFerrari]

13. When we invaded Iraq, Saddam was writing an opera.

[4_TN_TITANS]

15. That would have been priceless...

if tapes of "Saddam" wearing ass-less chaps had turned up.

[Buns_of_Fire]

17. I hate it when that happens. nt

[troyadams]

19. hussein double kidnapped for porn

People should behave accordingly.Invasion of personal and private life is a great deal.Just like this man that has been an Egyptian male with an astonishing similarity to Saddam Hussein was allegedly taken and pummeled Sunday after refusing to play the late Iraqi dictator in a pornographic video clip. The video was allegedly going to be distributed to the press as real. Article source:Egyptian Saddam Hussein look-alike kidnapped to use in sex video.This is a huge discrimination and humiliation though.