YOU MUST VOTE FOR ONE: Rick Perry or a bucket of horse crap

[LynneSin]

Who would you choose?

After last night's debate - I'm guessing the bucket of horse crap would be a better choice over Rick Perry and it would make more sense too.

[Donnachaidh]

1. horse crap has many benefits -- Rick Perry uses up oxygen

there's no comparison.

[Ohio Joe]

2. +1 - nt

[Ishoutandscream2]

3. That's too easy. Horse crap.

[flakey_foont]

4. depends

how fresh is the horse crap?

[Proud Public Servant]

5. Gotta go with Perry

He'd be easier to beat in a general election.

[LynneSin]

7. HAHAHAHA - valid point

:rofl:

[Fearless]

6. As soon as I can ascertain the difference between the two I'll let you know.

[JoePhilly]

9. One would do well at a GOP debate, and the other is Rick Perry.

[Frank Cannon]

12. The only difference I can tell is the bucket.

But the horse crap is actually useful and, I think, smarter than Perry.

[Fearless]

31. +1

[Ship of Fools]

8. No brainer.

[Ikonoklast]

21. Is that a vote for Perry?

Horse crap might do better in a debate.

[Ship of Fools]

26. I might be jaded, but I'm not THAT jaded (yet) ...

[CrispyQ]

10. Someone voted for Perry?

:spank:

[LynneSin]

18. Actually for good reason - Obama could beat Perry in the general election

I thought it was a valid choice!

[Better Believe It]

11. I went with the horse crap.

[Ikonoklast]

28. We knew that.a long time ago.

[hfojvt]

13. oh ome on

there's not a dime's worth of difference.



edit - I had to go with the joke that was set up for me, but I actually voted for Perry and unrecced this thread because I do not think we serve ourselves well by just flinging poo at the other side and showing how much contempt we have for them. What would we think if FR had a poll between Obama and a bucket of horse crap, and the horse crap was winning handily? We would say that it shows how hateful they are.

Although I still fondly remember the poll during primary time between Hillary and a "bag of hammers". The hammers were winning big before the mods spoiled all the fun by locking it.

2nd - I guess I remembered wrong, the mods never locked it http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=3705901

[RaleighNCDUer]

14. Trick question - you can't tell them apart. nt

[RZM]

15. Depends on crap's running mate n/t

[LynneSin]

19. a bottle of piss water?

:shrug:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

33. Exactly - John Nance Garner's view

elected Veep in 1936, said the Vice Presidency is not worth a bucket of warm piss (sometimes tamed to a bucket of warm spit)

(This view was proven wrong by LBJ. And by Dick Cheney, who was the puppetmaster.)

:hi:

[hifiguy]

Horse manure has never been known to pal around

with totalitarian dominionists, unlike pRick Perry. I'll vote for the horse crap 100 times out of 100.

[ThomWV]

16. So are you saying that if I vote a straight Democratic ticket I'm voting for horse shit?

[SidDithers]

34. No, that seems to be what you're saying...

the OP, on the other hand, was pretty clear about referencing "last night's debate".

Sid

[KamaAina]

17. I think we've found our dark horse candidate!

:P

[libinnyandia]

20. Perry is.......

There are no words in any language to adequately describe Rick Perry, just like there are no words to describe any of the right wing idiots and those who listen to them or vote for them.

[blm]

22. There's a difference?

.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

23. I wanna see that pile of crap's birth certificate!

[LynneSin]

25. You don't believe the bucket of horseshit was shat in the United States

:rofl:

[DainBramaged]

24. I can believe three people voted for the shovel full of pigshit

[SomethingFishy]

27. Is this a Republican horse?

:shrug:

[dawg]

29. I support Bucket of Horse Crap, but ....

I'm supporting Bucket of Horse Crep with an "E".

E for "E-merica".

[Historic NY]

30. Horse crap makes good fertilizer, human crap not so much.

[HopeHoops]

32. At least the horse crap will be honest.

[Viking12]

35. A distinction without a difference.