Is Nicolas Cage a Vampire from the Civil War Era?

[AsahinaKimi]

By CASSANDRA ARSENAULT

Could Nicolas Cage be a vampire? A Civil War era photo that bears an eerie resemblance to Cage has sparked rumors that the actor is a real-life vampire.

Cage has starred in “Vampire’s Kiss” and played a demonic role in “Ghost Rider.” For most, his connection to the bloodsucking species ends there. Not so for Jack Mord, an antiques dealer who got the rumor mill cooking when he posted a photograph for sale on eBay of a man he says is from Bristol, Tenn., around 1870, and he says can be no one else but Cage.

Mord believes Cage is a vampire who reinvents himself every 75 years or so.

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” he wrote in the post, which has since been removed. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2011/09/is-nicolas-cage-a-vampire-from-the-civil-war-era/

[Syrinx]

1. Yes. Yes he is.

[Nay]

2. Nope. Ears are totally different.

[lunatica]

3. There's plastic surgery for that

hmmmm....

very innerestin....

[IamK]

7. the bow tie is different....

it is interesting that Nick owned the most haunted house in New Orleans and he built an expensive tomb their (which he would never use if he was a vampire)...

[Viva_La_Revolution]

11. and the eyes

color and shape
unless vamps can change their eye color and we never knew

[ellenfl]

21. never mind eom

[xchrom]

4. Why not? Nt

[Mac1949]

5. Dammit! I told him he should have destroyed that photo!

:tinfoilhat: :crazy: :rofl:

[FSogol]

6. No and here's why:

1. Vampires bite the soft pale necks of virgins for their blood, Nicolas Cage chews up scenery in motion pictures.
2. If he had really been around since 1870 (or earlier) he'd probably have picked up some acting talent at some point.

:shrug:

[d_r]

8. has he seen the dude lately?

He's getting old.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

9. I saw that article on digg awhile back

the similarity is, frankly, rather eerie.

[socialist_n_TN]

12. Yeah, that's my take too. Without getting into the

whole "vampire" bit :), that's a SERIOUS resemblance.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

15. I just saw the movie Highlander the other day

maybe he's just an immortal (who hasn't lost his head yet)?:P

[WI_DEM]

10. Well if Jack Mord says it's Cage then it's Cage!!

[truebrit71]

13. Nope, he's a wooden actor from the 20th century...

...almost entirely talentless...

[Codeine]

14. Clearly not, as vampires are natural actors. nt

[Donnachaidh]

16. no -- genetic ugliness carries on, evidently

:eyes:

[slackmaster]

17. This thread delivers

:kick:

[TwilightGardener]

18. Boy, that does look an awful lot like him. I love creepy stuff this time of year.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

19. I thought you couldn't take pictures of vampires, Or am I thinking of mirrors?

[Sparkly]

20. So is Jon Stewart!!

This is a magazine from the 1910's:

[Uncle Joe]

22. No he's not, here's the proof.

Thanks for the thread, AsahinaKimi.

[davsand]

23. I'm betting this will be news to the Coppola family.

Cage is the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola.

I'm thinking finding out that he's actually a Civil War era vampire is gonna be a pretty big shocker to his family...



:wow:




Laura

[Ilsa]

24. I guess Nick Cage only works at night? (LoL) nt

[Warren DeMontague]

25. With that much time

you'd think he would have learned to act.

[Warren DeMontague]

26. Okay. I'm going to clue America in on a few things. One, VAMPIRES ARE NOT REAL.

Two, neither are werewolves, zombies, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, or the tooth fairy.

These are made up, imaginary beings that have no objective existence outside of your own dreams and fantasies.

If you can't stop taking your own delusions seriously, please, at least stop expecting the rest of us to humor you about them.



Ahem. cough.

[AsahinaKimi]

27. The phrase "Stick in the mud" suddenly comes to mind...

:P

[ellie]

28. We, as a nation,

need to expand mental health services to everyone. It is sorely needed.

[Buns_of_Fire]

29. Probably not, but there's something about that Eric Cantor guy... nt