I really wish Eric Can'tor, Mitch and the orange boner would come to WV for Bridge Day

[Hubert Flottz]

And jump off the New River Gorge Bridge without parachutes or bungee cords! I don't even think any self respecting blow fly would light on the greasy spots they'd leave on the boulders below.

[ThomWV]

1. Agree 100%

The first time I was ever down there at the bridge was when we first moved up here. I was hitch-hiking back to Morgantown because my truck broke down in Beckley. The bridge itself wasn't opened for traffic yet and the guy who was giving me a lift took the old road that winds down into the New River Gorge and crossed the river almost directly below "The Bridge". The old bridge that as I recall was made of wood. The ride down into and back out of that canyon was stunning - mostly because the guy I was riding with drove like a real idiot.

I'd like to see the Orange Man go first, Cantor can go next, but I want to see Mitch whimpering like a snot-nosed-brat while he waits for his turn.

What do you call it when three sleazy bastards jump off a bridge? Answer: What's best for the Country.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. The GOPers are always talking about serving the country and

I couldn't think of a better way for those three maggots to do it. Grease a few boulders for the "Homeland" you draft dodging blood sucking sons of bitches.

Their sorry remains would make the buzzards hurl.

I traveled that old road lots of times going down in there fishing. I worked on the new bridge and never even thought of jumping off. Something about living that always appealed to me I guess.