Americans vs Americans

[salinen]

Being a proud member of the 1%, or, as we like to call us, "above the stench", I'd say that you little creatures are damn lucky to have us. Just the other day I noticed barnacles on the hull of my Yacht. Now, do you think any of my friends offered to help clean those off? And I have an injury that dates back to getting myself out of Vietnam, so I couldn't do the work. So, I hired one of you to clean the hull. You should be happy about that, and he wasn't even a Mexican, so you see that I have patriotism.

You little creatures are so misguided, you'd be lost without us. Now go have some fun at the dollar store.