Right wingers say the darndest things...

[oh08dem]

Late one night while I was surfing through the channels, I stumbled across Steve Forbes. Usually whenever I see his Mitch McConnell like face I turn the station in disgust, but since Halloween is close, and there wasn't anything really scary on I decided to give this old ghoul a chance.

Instead of being scared to death of the comming Freepocalypse, I ended up having quite the laugh when he unintentionally threw conservative God Ronald Wilson Reagan under the bus. How did he do this you ask? While talking about Obama's economic policy he said "...printing money is like a tax..".

Hmmm.. if that's the case then Reagan LOVED taxes; cause he printed lots of moolah! In addition to that he also raised taxes directly a few times. Now I'm anxiously anticipating a Fox News expose on Reagan's Marxist ties..

[meegbear]

1. What creeps me out about Forbes is that he doesn't blink ...

he stares, contorts his face, but I'll be damned if he blinks once every three minutes.

[oh08dem]

2. He's possessed by the spirit of John Galt?

Someone needs to exxxxxxxxxercise those demons..

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. he and Michelle Bachmann were born as co-joined

feet-in-the-mouth-ses. Surgeons who separated them when they were first spawned, bisected their brains exactly in half. Unfortunately, the cryosurgergical tool suffered from an initial splurge (faulty design) and the whole frontal lobe section was resected in the process.