Police: 'Satan' peed on house, rang doorbell, exposed self

[marmar]

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Police: 'Satan' peed on house, rang doorbell, exposed self

Posted: 11:47 am PDT October 13, 2011
Updated: 1:09 pm PDT October 13, 2011


MARYSVILLE, Wash. -- Police arrested a man who said his name was Satan Wednesday night who urinated on a house, exposed himself and then tried to steal a truck, officers said.

A man called police at 9:42 p.m. to report that he saw a man urinating against his home in the 5600 block of 86th Place Northeast in Marysville.

The caller said the man then rang their doorbell and asked to speak with his wife. Without opening the door, the homeowner told the man he had the wrong house and should leave.

Police said the man rang the doorbell again and then went to the front window and exposed himself to the man and woman in the house, a Snohomish County police document said. ..............(more)

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[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. Another "Hold muh beer and watch this." moment.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

4. at least he wasn't concealed carrying.

[TroglodyteScholar]

2. The getaway attempt...

At one point, the man told officers his name was Satan and said he planned on starting the truck with his penis and taking off.

:yourock:

[pipi_k]

3. Well when you don't have the key...

a jump-start in the tailpipe usually works...

[Blue_Tires]

5. May I suggest a more mellow, smoother recreational drug?

[formercia]

6. 'Satan' needs to work on his social skills.

..needs a lot of work.

[Bosonic]

7. Sounds a bit small-time for Satan

Sure it wasn't this guy?

[hobbit709]

8. "Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste "

[Tuvok Obama]

9. See, this is why I've never liked Satan

friggin' doorbell-ringing, house-peeing, showing-up-after-nine-o'clock-without-calling-first flasher

I once made the mistake of telling him, "Get thee behind me, Satan" and you wouldn't believe what that jackass tried to do

[Cali_Democrat]

10. That title alone is comedy gold

:rofl:

[sarcasmo]

11. I was home the whole time.

[pinboy3niner]

15. I hope you have better alibi witnesses than last time

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

12. Keep god out of California!!!

[hootinholler]

13. Where is Church Lady when you really need her? n/t

[dimbear]

14. Favorite fallen angel still hasn't reached the bottom. n/t