For all my fellow DUer family members: The Rapture is nigh- are you ready?

[BeHereNow]

I will miss you all and see some of you in heaven, provided you are prepared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHyXm77Aek4

BHN:hi: Buh-bye...

[teddy51]

1. Where do I get me one of them? Sure would feel allot safer. n/t

[BeHereNow]

9. Like the video says...

Sold at your local bible store!
Hurry, you don't have much time left...
BHN:nuke: :scared: :hide: :rofl:

[richmwill]

2. I'm actually hoping it happens tomorrow...

I've got a nasty cable/internet bill due on the 29th that I'm not looking forward to paying.

[Scuba]

3. I'm all set, thanks. n/t

[BeHereNow]

5. I knew YOU would be prepared..

I'll see you in heaven...maybe.:evilgrin:
BHN

[FiveGoodMen]

4. Will this wind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hJQ18S6aag

[BeHereNow]

7. OMG! That is HYSTERICAL!!!!

Thanks! Where ever did you find that?
BHN:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[FiveGoodMen]

23. From "The Secret Policeman's Ball" 1979 benefit for Amnesty International.

I think it was the first big break for Rowan Atkinson (the little guy who asks about the wind).

He went on to be The Black Adder, Mr. Bean, etc.

I found the youtube of it just by googling "Will this wind be so mighty"

[babydollhead]

25. so funny!

[flakey_foont]

6. would like to shake the hand of old Saint Peter

at the Pearly Gates.....but, probably not up to the standards they require

[BeHereNow]

10. Repent and ye shall be saved...

Remember the their on the cross?
He made the cut at the last minute!
So can you!
BHN

[flakey_foont]

17. the nuns told me this would happen

shoulda listened! (and sat up straight, too! And had neater penmanship!)

[Javaman]

20. Repent and ye shall be shaved...

Holy Roller Barbers.

[shireen]

8. LOL! And it may help ease the economic crisis when they're gone. nt

[BeHereNow]

12. Yeah, and just think, we can have their cars after they go!

I need a new car- so if I am left behind,
I will be able to get one from my nutcase SIL.
BHN:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[sharp_stick]

11. Aww shit

I just ordered a bunch of books at Amazon, now what am I going to do?

[BeHereNow]

14. Not to worry- you have been money changing with Amazon- the antichrist

So you will most likely be left behind.
BHN

[Blue_Tires]

13. AFTER the world series

I don't even like the teams, but it's the last goddamned baseball I get to see in 2011

[BeHereNow]

15. Sorry- no world series this year...

The players will all be raptured.
BHN

[dtexdem]

16. I can't wait -- it will be so much better when all those loonies are gone.

;-)

[Javaman]

18. Couldn't even wait until after the weekend.

bastard!

Actually, I'm kind of surprised it's not on Halloween.

[WilliamPitt]

19. Was that today or tomorrow?

I forget.

[Rabblevox]

21. If the rapture happens, what are all the gay hookers on Craigslist going to do for work?...

It's bad for the economy, I tell ya!

[seabeyond]

22. i have a kids bday to do saturday. no one is missin with his bday....

see ya on the backside

[markpkessinger]

24. Does this mean it will be easier to get a table at Le Cirque? n/t

[Doc_Technical]

26. Since these people are leaving can I have their stuff?

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/greedy.htm

[jmowreader]

27. I'm ready...

Our City Desk editor is a devout Christian, and he's got a really nice car...dibs!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

28. Does anyone know a good source of real Mead in Central Texas?

I will want to raid it after the 'good' people are gone and have a big feast. You are all invited of course!

We can sit around a big fire all night long, laughing at all the poor fools wandering around in confusion as they ask why it is that they didn't get stripped of their clothes and taken into the sky!

[FiveGoodMen]

29. Huh, no posts on the 21st.

Was he right after all?

;)

[nadinbrzezinski]

30. Hmm can I have your stuff?

Tripple cross will take care of them critters. I ain't on no rapture list!