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Karmadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 10:12 PM
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America Pleased With Killing of Thing
http://fafblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/america-pleased-with-killing-of-thing.html#links

Monday, May 2, 2011

America Pleased With Killing of Thing

After years of groaning unemployment and morbid obesity, America has rediscovered its love of life by killing a thing. While the thing had killed other things, it had frequently killed the wrong kinds of things, in the wrong kinds of ways, and it was important, America felt, to kill it, along with several hundred thousand other things, to stress the point. "There is a long and honorable tradition of killing things in America," said the secretary of killing things. "But this thing did not kill things in the way that things are supposed to kill things. And so I am pleased to say that we killed it."

While killing this thing is an important victory in America's global war on things, America's fight to kill things will go on. "The killing of this thing does not mark the end of our effort to kill things," the president of killing things said in a special statement. "Things are still out there. We must - and we will - remain devoted to killing things, at home and abroad."

The thing's corpse has been decorated with the Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Nobel Peace Prize, and will be married to Kate Middleton and Prince William this afternoon in an emotional public ceremony before being added to America's collection of things America has killed, which is known to include an impressive selection of Afghans, Iraqis, Pakistanis, Yemenis, Palestinians, Latin Americans, Vietnamese, Filipinos, African slaves, Native Americans and children of all ages.
Labels: eaters of the dead, everybody loves a winner, warnography

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msongs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 10:17 PM
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1. America honors the 9 commandments nt
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sad sally Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 10:24 PM
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2. Killing has become SOP - more will come - in our name.
Two weeks after the U.S. killed American citizen Anwar Awlaki with a drone strike in Yemen — far from any battlefield and with no due process — it did the same to his 16-year-old son, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, ending the teenager’s life on Friday along with his 17-year-old cousin and seven other people. News reports, based on government sources, originally claimed that Awlaki’s son was 21 years old and an Al Qaeda fighter (needless to say, as Terrorist often means: “anyone killed by the U.S.”), but a birth certificate published by The Washington Post proved that he was born only 16 years ago in Denver. As The New Yorker‘s Amy Davidson wrote: “Looking at his birth certificate, one wonders what those assertions say either about the the quality of the government’s evidence — or the honesty of its claims — and about our own capacity for self-deception.” The boy’s grandfather said that he and his cousin were at a barbecue and preparing to eat when the U.S. attacked them by air and ended their lives. There are two points worth making about this:

(1) It is unknown whether the U.S. targeted the teenager or whether he was merely “collateral damage.” The reason that’s unknown is because the Obama administration refuses to tell us. Said the Post: “The officials would not discuss the attack in any detail, including who the target was.” So here we have yet again one of the most consequential acts a government can take — killing one of its own citizens, in this case a teenage boy — and the government refuses even to talk about what it did, why it did it, what its justification is, what evidence it possesses, or what principles it has embraced in general for such actions. Indeed, it refuses even to admit it did this, since it refuses even to admit that it has a drone program at all and that it is engaged in military action in Yemen. It’s just all shrouded in total secrecy.
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(2) Every now and then it’s worth pausing to reflect on how often we talk about the killing of people by the U.S. Literally, the U.S. government is just continuously killing people in multiple countries around the world. Who else does that? Nobody — certainly nowhere near on this scale. The U.S. President expressly claims the power to target anyone he wants, anywhere in the world, for death, including his own citizens; he does it in total secrecy and with no oversight; and this power is not just asserted but routinely exercised. The U.S., over and over, eradicates people’s lives by the dozens from the sky, with bombs, with checkpoint shootings, with night raids — in far more places and far more frequently than any other nation or group on the planet. Those are just facts.
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UPDATE: Those who believe evidence and transparency in such matters are unnecessary because the government under Obama — unlike under Bush — would never issue false claims about such things and can be trusted without accountability should review this and this.

http://www.salon.com/writer/glenn_greenwald/?du
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Capitalocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 10:26 PM
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3. Marklar.
This marklar killed that marklar, and they felt good about it because that marklar had killed many marklars.
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OnyxCollie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 10:38 PM
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4. The Vengeful Curtain Rod.
"The story of the vengeful curtain rod is an exciting and dramatic tale told by the people who only say 'hup hup' on the east coast of Borneo. The real facts are vague and misty, but the legend of the vengeful curtain rod as told by the people who only say 'hup hup' goes like this: 'Hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup hup.' "
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 11:24 PM
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5. With my Tripe-Sling Jigger I sure felt much bigger
Edited on Thu Oct-20-11 11:42 PM by chill_wind
And at that very instant we heard a klupp-klupp
of feet on the Wall and old VanItch klupped up!
The Boys in HIS Back Room had made him one too!
In his fist was another Big-Boy Boomeroo!

(The Butter Battle)

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ellisonz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 11:28 PM
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6. The left out a couple important groups...
Germans and Japanese. We killed boatloads of those. :sarcasm:
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Mimosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-20-11 11:28 PM
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7. K&R Karmadillo, you said it. LOL
When a democrat is president some people can't get enough deaths.
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Karmadillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 05:08 AM
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8. kick
nt
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