Has "The Rapture" happened?

[Archae]

It is October 21, and that ditwit Harold Camping did say it really WOULD happen today. :crazy:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Well, I'm still here, and so are you.

But I wasn't expecting to be raptured anyhow.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. Yes. I'm looking down at my empty shoes as we speak.

The Mayans say "Hi". :rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Call me back at midnight. (I expect to be around to answer the phone)

[Historic NY]

4. Damn I got a hike in the morning.

[DJ13]

5. Oh thank goodness

I thought that preacher said "rupture"!

Whew!

[KaryninMiami]

6. What time was it supposed to happen?

Maybe we missed it-- was pretty busy at work today- could it have happened while I was on a conference call? Having not been baptized or being a "believer", I'm in the left behind group anyway.

[ProgressiveProfessor]

7. Few hours left I think...

so party like well, you know

[Archae]

8. One of these days it'll dawn on those "Second Coming" morans.

It's been 2000+ years now.

Your cult's founder is *NOT* coming back!

[Zanzoobar]

9. Bullshit. I'm still here.

[DesertFlower]

10. haven't seen any bodies floating up.

[glowing]

11. I wish.. Unfortunately, I still see that Palin and Bachman are still kicking around

so, I suppose we weren't lucky enough for the raptured folks. I saw the pd for protestors outside the abortion clinic again. They were still standing there with their "pray to end abortion".. All that praying and yet women are still having abortions and taking birth control. BTW, this week there were a lot of men standing along with the Granny britain.... Two groups who are not effected by reproductive issues. Ass hats.

[Generic Brad]

27. Bachman's NH campaign staff may have been raptured today

They all seem to have mysteriously disappeared.

[kestrel91316]

12. Well, power went out at my clinic for 90 minutes earlier this afternoon,

but I must confess that the Rapture never entered my mind as I was too busy calling the power company and the phone and internet company to report my universal outage (which theoretically can't happen).

With all the traffic going by outside I wouldn't have noticed if the few true Christians in this area went missing.

[deafskeptic]

13. Staying here on earth

I think I'll be too passed out to get raptured.

[liskddksil]

14. "Good times and bum times, I've seen them all and, my dear, I'm still here.

Plush velvet sometimes, Sometimes just pretzels and beer, but I'm here."
Stephen Sondheim.

[rustydog]

15. I thought the date was the 24th?

[valerief]

23. That might have been the previous end of the world. nt

[Gold Metal Flake]

16. No. I guess I can't keep putting off buying those tires. n/m

[HipChick]

17. I'll let you know after I finish this crate of Stella Beer..

I bought it,just in case..

[sarcasmo]

18. A new rapture date will be posted on Monday.

[underpants]

19. Sunday -when Tebow starts at the Dolphins game

[Joe Bacon]

20. It sure did happen!

Right after I took a first bite of some real tender Chicken Marsala at the Daily Grill!!!!!!

[islandmkl]

21. goddam...first i miss woodstock....

now this, too...

and i was looking forward to seeing Jerry again no matter where i ended up....

[valerief]

22. Hmm, what time and which time zone? Damn, I have no ice cream in the house. nt

[mentalsolstice]

24. I'm probably not the person to ask. Just saying. nt

[Kurmudgeon]

25. No one knows the day, and especially, it appears, Mr. Camping.

[Shadowflash]

30. Mostly because

it'll never happen.

[Kurmudgeon]

31. You probably wouldn't recognize it when it did.

[sibelian]

35. I rather suspect you wouldn't, either.

[Cirque du So-What]

26. Day's not over yet

We're not out of the woods until it's 10/22 at the international date line, yunno :eyes:

I'll be on pins & needles until it's 10/22 everywhere! :scared:

[Rhiannon12866]

28. Again?!

And here I thought it happened on 6/6/06?! :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

29. Who knows - Is there anyone who would qualify to be taken up?

[tsuki]

32. Yep. And no one worth taking could be found. nt

[annabanana]

33. Have you noticed any shortage of idiots?

me neither

[johnaries]

34. YES! Jesus came back to Earth, looked around at all the so-called

"Christians", shook his head, and went back to Heaven alone.

[ThomWV]

36. If the second coming were to take place today its not likely you'd hear it from me first.