GOP Presidential Candidates Are Asking Glenn Beck To Explain 'OWS' To Them In Secret Meetings

[Galraedia]

http://www.businessinsider.com/glenn-beck-occupy-wall-st-secret-meeings-2011-10

Wtf?

[monmouth]

1. I was looking for a link to the Onion...n/t

[whatchamacallit]

17. Me too

They'd get better advice consulting a magic 8 ball.

[spanone]

2. the stupid leading the incredibly stupid

[gblady]

3. truly...

a wtf moment...
the stupid is blinding!

[Ship of Fools]

4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! If this is indeed true, I give up. I truly do.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Blue_Tires]

5. Glenn Beck is once again 1. Whoring like a champ for headlines

and 2. Hoping to grift all the cash he can for his 'expertise'

[FarLeftFist]

6. LOLOLOL

[tanyev]

7. Yay! Glenn gets to use his chalkboards again!

:rofl:

[Scuba]

8. Who would understand the People and their grass roots movement better than the Beckster?

Oh yeah, everyone.

[Warren DeMontague]

9. I hope they've got several hours to waste.

Down the rabbit hole, with ye!

[Bandit]

10. If Glen Beck has to explain things to Republican candidates then he should be the one running.

Wouldn't that be special???

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. GIGO

:rofl:

[blogslut]

12. It's really a physiological wonder

...how that man can keep from exploding, he's so full of poo.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. "the butt of a marijuana cigarette is called a 'roach' because it resembles a cockroach"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObbLapUaZd4

[jmowreader]

14. Those are going to be some real short meetings

Candidate: "Mr. Beck, please tell us what Occupy Wall Street is all about."

Beck: "It's just a handful of jobless hippies who want productive Americans to give them a free ride, so they can spend all their time smoking dope and listening to Beatles records."

Candidate: "Then it's nothing to worry about. We just make American Patriots hate them worse than they do now, and we're in like Flynn."

[OnionPatch]

22. From what I heard

he's telling his audience that the OWS people will "pull you from your homes and kill you!"

I don't think he's taking the age-old "dope-smoking hippies" line this time. He wants to stir up some violence.

[Politicalboi]

23. Sounds like Glenn is watching

Too much of The Walking Dead, who also come to your house and pull you out and kill you. LOL!

[jmowreader]

26. Is he running ads for Hornady Zombie Max ammo yet?

It probably works as well on OWS types as it does on zombies.

[KamaAina]

15. "Well, Herman, it's that new network Oprah started when she left her syndicated show."

:dunce:

[pacalo]

16. Good one!

They're clearly not looking for facts -- they're looking for some good, slur-filled "talking points".

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. And the beauty is that we'll all get to hear them at the next debate!

We should make up the craziest things we can and do a Bingo game with it, like the venerable Bush Bingo of days past :)

[pacalo]

28. We could add a space on the card for inappropriate applause & vocal outbursts.

[OneGrassRoot]

19. LOL!

:spray:

:rofl:

[OneGrassRoot]

20. Gawd, I hope Jon Stewart is ready for a rebuttal! n/t

[Douglas Carpenter]

21. when serious people in positions of power view Glenn Beck as a resource - that is scary

[formercia]

24. Serious people in Power?

When Pigs fly. ......Yoda Beck :rofl:

[Tsiyu]

25. There's a special way Rightwing Wacknuts talk to other

Rightwing Wacknuts.

These are very skittish people, people who freak out over tests of the Emergency Broadcast System, people who see the Anti-Christ in every potato chip.

They are those poor, lost souls who believe Obama is a Communist and a Hippie and a Muslin and a Kenyan and a Nazi and an Athiest and a part of the New World Order all at the same time.

The Republican Party must appeal to these deluded paranoids; few other voters take the Republican Party seriously anymore, after Palin and this Do Nothing House have provided textbook models of laziness, obstruction, and oligarchy.

So they must talk to the Master of the Militia Men, to get those Rightwing Wacko Talking points down perfectly.

I happily look forward to the sound bytes their "lessons" are going to provide :rofl:

[starroute]

27. He'll blame it on Frances Fox Piven

Because Glenn Beck always blames everything on Frances Fox Piven

The funny part is that Piven actually is supporting OWS. She was interviewed down at Zuccotti Park by Democracy Now a couple of weeks ago and told them "I think we desperately need a popular uprising in the United States."

I can't wait to see what dark, sinister conspiracy theories Glenny erects around that.

http://www.democracynow.org/blog/2011/10/4/frances_fox_piven_at_occupy_wall_street_we_desperately_need_a_popular_uprising_in_the_united_states

[workinclasszero]

29. Wow! How friggen STUPID are the teathuglicans?!?

They go to...GLEN BECK to explain OWS to them???

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Since when is that nazi nutcase an expert on OWS anyway??:crazy::eyes:

I can see Bachmann, Perry, Cain and Mittens sitting in front of Glenny with drool running down their chins as he lectures the idiots on the dangers of OWS! :silly:

[ThoughtCriminal]

30. Metaphors escape me.

Maybe if I could visualize Richard Nixon asking Billy Graham for kinky sex tips.

But if I could visualize that, I would have to gouge my eyes out.