TSA Possible Suicide Bomber Indicators

[The Straight Story]

The following indicators may identify possible suicide bombers. NOTE: An individual displaying a single indicator may represent legitimate activity; an individual displaying multiple indicators would be considered suspicious.

Clothing is out of sync with weather, location, or suspect’s appearance (e.g. long coat in hot weather; loose clothing to hide bulges)
Displays excessive sweating, mumbling, fidgeting, or conversely, being unusually calm and detached
Eyes are focused/Appears to be in a trance
Hands are kept in pockets
Pats upper body as if checking something
Has pale face from recent shaving
Walks deliberately, does not run
Exhibits an unnatural gait and posture
Unresponsive to commands, salutations
Emits strange chemical odors
Hands and arms may have chemical burns/bleaching from handling or mixing chemicals to make explosives


http://publicintelligence.net/ufouo-tsa-possible-suicide-bomber-indicators-poster/

pdf of poster here:

http://info.publicintelligence.net/TSA-SuicideBomber.pdf

[nc4bo]

1. Oh ffs, that could describe 1/2 the occupation of any given airport

Hell, I'm guilty of a few of them myself like hands in pockets, fidgeting, focused eyes, unnatural gait at times (have messed up disks that can cause spasms and pain).

Women with hotflashes, fumbling for something in your pockets, hard of hearing or deaf, typical baggy clothes wearing college student or adult in comfy clothing.

Ugh.

[Scuba]

2. Loose clothing. Check. Mumbling. Check. 1,000 yard stare. Check.....

Pats upper body checking for boarding pass and ID. Check.



Sounds like most of the People I see at the airports.

[Odin2005]

3. I guess all of us Aspies are screwed, then.

Displays excessive sweating, mumbling, fidgeting, or conversely, being unusually calm and detached
Eyes are focused/Appears to be in a trance
Hands are kept in pockets
Walks deliberately, does not run
Exhibits an unnatural gait and posture
Unresponsive to commands, salutations

[Taverner]

4. That describes a lot of us ADHDers too

[barbiegeek]

5. Are you an Aspie-Can I ask your advice for my son in PM.

Please help me

[Odin2005]

7. Sure, PM me when you want!

[NightWatcher]

6. fly to Boston, then Florida, then Puerto Rico...your clothes look out of place

Drink a few beers to calm your nerves about having to deal with TSA brain-deads, Deal with a five minute window to make a connection, Walk with a strange gait because you're 6'5'' and were just crunched into a tiny seat for your Boston to Florida flight.

If you can deal with flying all day and not appear suspicious, you have my respect

Fire the TSA and just put Air Marshalls on every flight to subdue anyone who makes a run on the cockpit