Man uses stolen forklift for getaway after stealing sandwich

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Man uses stolen forklift for getaway after stealing sandwich
By Katie Wiggin





(CBS/AP/KDKA) PITTSBURGH, Pa. -- A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing a sandwich and then hopping on a stolen forklift to make his getaway.

On Sunday, 38-year-old Sean Faulkner walked into Sieb's Pub, ordered a Reuben sandwich, and then ran out without paying. He jumped into the forklift he had pilfered from a construction site earlier that day.

Kelly Donatelli, who served him at Seib's said, "He said he was gonna go eat in the corner and he ended up running out of the front door, down the parking lot with the sandwich. Just very bizarre. It was weird." ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20127248-504083/man-uses-stolen-forklift-for-getaway-after-stealing-sandwich/

[KansDem]

1. Must have been a big sandwich...

[TwilightGardener]

6. LOL.

[formercia]

2. Today's 'Dumbest Hammer in the Bag' Award Pour la Merite

He's in the Bag. Enjoy your stay.

He gets extra points for not eating the sandwich before he makes his escape. Gets caught, doesn't get to eat the sandwich.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. "He tried to kill me with a forklift" T-shirts:

http://www.cafepress.com/+he_tried_to_kill_me_with_a_forklift_dark_tshirt,136501090

[dtexdem]

4. Very, very heavy sandwich, I guess.

Did the police give chase on a bulldozer?

[GreenTea]

5. High speed chase, I'm sure....hope he was able to eat the sandwich.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. You see, the guy who firebombed Taco Bell over a tiny Chalupa should have eaten here.

[Courtesy Flush]

8. Now that's two stolen-sandwich stories in the news

Should I be investing in a locking lunchbox?

[TwilightGardener]

9. Not a bad haul for one day--a set of wheels AND a reuben.

Plus, his ride can lift stuff.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

10. Should be a Keith "Worst Person" or "Time Marches On" moment

I love when he riffs about dumb criminals.