Is it possible that the Koch brothers are vegetarian environmentalists?

[Boojatta]

For example, consider vegetarianism.

If you believe that:
#1. Beef comes from cows

and you believe that:
#2. Cows aren't plants

and you eat beef, then you won't consider yourself to be a vegetarian.

However, some people are more skeptical. They don't see Venus Flytraps growing like dandelions near their homes, but they know that Venus Flytraps exist. If a plant can eat a fly, then why can't a plant eat a blade of grass? Local cows say "moo", and appear to be animals, but does that justify a theory of global mooing?

[flvegan]

1. I cannot wait to see how this works out.

[Zorra]

2. No. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? nt

[Chan790]

3. Having grown up summering on a farm I can see how one might mistake ruminants for plants.

Seeing as they don't do a damned thing. However plants don't f**k, there has never been proof of any plant reproducing by this means...sheep and cows f**k and thus we can know they're not plants.

They're ruminants and thus they're about as active and intelligent as dirt...but they're definitely mammals nevertheless.

[GeorgeGist]

6. Never heard of the birds ...

AND the bees. OK they're just proxy phucks but they reproduce anyway.

[Deep13]

4. No, it is not possible. nt

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

5. I know that the Dickhead Krotch brothers are predators

and predators eat meat

[DJ13]

7. You ever see a movie where the nice philanthropic guy supports various worthy causes

..... then turns out to be the godfather of a blood thirsty Vampire family?