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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:01 PM
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Bush couldn't locate his anus with a funnel, but Tweety just said...
...that President Obama needs to "prove to the American people that he's learned from his mistakes in his first term before having a second."

Right. Got it.

:eyes:
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cutlassmama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:06 PM
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1. I'm not sure he's a Dem
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:11 PM
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5. Obama, or Tweety?
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tomg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:20 PM
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8. That is fucking cold.
But I totally agree.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:07 PM
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2. Tweety is trashing Obama to sell his book.
He has been doing it all day today on every MSNBC show.
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:15 PM
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7. Just heard, he's going to be on AGAIN on Al's show.
Same subject. Trash Obama, sell book.
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:08 PM
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3. A funnel?
Edited on Wed Nov-02-11 05:09 PM by Aerows
I'd say two hands, a flashlight and a GPS.

EDIT: Bush that is.
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:11 PM
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4. And even then, he'd have the funnel wrong side up.
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:20 PM
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9. LMAO
No doubt!

You got that right :D
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:12 PM
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6. Nobody should ever confuse Matthews with a Dem or a Repuke. He's neither.
He belongs to the Chris Matthews party and that's about it. He will intentionally stroke one side, then the other. One, then the other. His whole schtick boils down to that.

PB
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:25 PM
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10. He belongs to the $$ party
Much like most of the media. $$ is the only important thing to them.
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:55 PM
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11. Let's see (with apologies to those who wished he went further)...
national health care, end to DADT, Latino woman appointed to Supreme Court, end of Iraq War, ending Afghan War, slowly edging economy up. Not bad for 3 years.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 06:00 PM
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13. National health care?
What, did Obama annul the Declaration of Independence and make us all British?
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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 06:40 PM
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15. well, forced national health..I did apologize in my headline
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 08:19 PM
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16. insurance....not care
they are two different things.
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yawnmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 05:58 PM
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12. I don't get the funnel thing. If one doesn't know the location of their anus...
how would a funnel help??
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libinnyandia Donating Member (526 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-02-11 06:04 PM
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14. I can watch him
for only short periods of time, only until he says something stupid, like how much he admires Ronald Reagan. i wish L.O. was on istead of him at thagt time. I won't buy his book.
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