"I’m thinking of bringing a defamation suit on behalf of his penis."

[Renew Deal]

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN executive, is fighting allegations that he once masturbated next to network correspondent Erin Andrews on a plane.

Clinkscales' lawyer, Judd Burstein, filed a lawsuit against Joan Lynch, the former colleague who he believes leaked the allegations to Deadspin blogger A.J. Daulerio.
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For his part, Clinkscales denies the allegations and claims that his former colleague defamed him "out of spite and racial animus." According to the Daily, his lawyer called the idea of masturbating underneath an iPad "ridiculous" and said, "I’m thinking of bringing a defamation suit on behalf of his penis." He filed the lawsuit after Daulerio approached Clinkscales for comment, but before the story was published. Andrews has refused to comment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/03/erin-andrews-espn-executive-denies-masturbating_n_1074433.html

Is it actually possible the lawyer said this or is it some sort of a joke? That doesn't seem right.

[wtmusic]

1. The penis might be called on to testify.

*googling "Citizens United are penises people too"...*

[RedCloud]

2. Let the penis stand up for itself, but how to swear it in?

[Bigmack]

3. They lie... and lie... and lie... nt

[Poll_Blind]

4. "Objection, your Honor! Tampering with the witness!"

:hide:

PB

[Renew Deal]

6. lol

:rofl:

[meegbear]

5. I bet there's an app for that