Juanita Jean's suggestion about what kind of meals to send to Rev. Schuller's wife:

[Are_grits_groceries]

"The first person to show up with five loaves of bread and two fishes wins my everlasting respect."

http://juanitajean.com/

Send her MREs.

[progressoid]

1. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

So K/R instead.

[Are_grits_groceries]

3. Laugh!

They aren't worth any tears.

[malaise]

5. I agree

[Mz Pip]

2. cat food quiche

They want quiche. I'll give them quiche. Friskies Salmon Dinner quiche. Yum.

[krispos42]

4. A fishing rod

"...teach a man to fish..."