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Tue Nov-08-11 07:33 PM
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Nation Finally Breaks Down And Begs Its Smart People To Just Fix Everything |
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http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-finally-breaks-down-and-begs-its-smart-peop,26450/WASHINGTON—Overwhelmed by the frustration of being utterly unable to solve any of the numerous difficult problems it faces, a worn-out nation finally broke down Thursday morning and begged its smart people to please just fix everything now.
Admitting they had "absolutely no idea what the fuck <they were> doing," millions of Americans immediately ceased trying to manage the country's large-scale, ongoing disasters and pleaded with U.S. scientists, economists, educators, philosophers, and inventors to intervene and make things better again.
"You are good at doing things, and we are bad, okay? We admit it," said Cincinnati-area executive Robert Everhart, who belongs to the growing consortium of citizens desperately asking America's qualified people to take it from here. "So we're begging you, please grab hold of the reins. We know we said we didn't need to read any books or have a lot of expertise to do this stuff, but we were wrong. We need your help, and we need it bad."
"Obviously we've messed things up pretty severely, but we're fairly certain you can fix them back up," Everhart added. "You guys are really smart."<snip> Read the rest of the article at the link..
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Tue Nov-08-11 07:34 PM
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1. Sometimes the Onion makes more sense than anyone... eom |
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