Ohio elections board says worker bit voter's nose

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A real headline. http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ELECTION_NOSE_BITE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-11-08-21-53-44">A real story:

CLEVELAND (AP) -- An Election Day poll worker tried to bite off a voter's nose during an argument over a campaign sign Tuesday afternoon, police and the elections board said.

"This is absolutely unacceptable behavior that we do not tolerate," Cuyahoga County board director Jane Platten said. The elections board identified the worker for Cleveland police trying to arrest him, she said.

Greg Flanagan, 49, who had just voted, said he was bitten when he went to the aid of a campaign worker who was in an argument with an election employee over a sign posted near the polls.

Flanagan, with a slash down the left side of his nose, told WEWS-TV he was hoping his nose wouldn't be bitten off. He was treated at a hospital...