White House: No evidence of alien life

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http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/8695528-418/white-house-no-evidence-of-alien-life.html

White House: No evidence of alien life

By TODD HALVORSON November 8, 2011 6:04PM

The U.S. government has no evidence of extraterrestrial life and “no credible information” to suggest a federal cover-up of any alien encounters on Earth, White House officials said. snip

The recent blog item came as an official response to two petitions that asked the White House to formally acknowledge that the government is aware of alien encounters on Earth. The petitions were electronically signed by about 17,500 people.

[mod mom]

1. What about James Carville?

[zbdent]

13. wasn't he a stunt double in the original version of V?

[Botany]

2. They know the truth .... and it is out there

An alien life form from Texas ..... the call it a Gohmert

[pinboy3niner]

7. That has to be...

...the ugliest alien anchor baby I have ever seen! :rofl:

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. They also said Pot was like Heroin and you need drug intervention

Have any of their petitions answers made sense yet?

[Are_grits_groceries]

4. I think they need to take a much closer look at

Boner and McConnell. Boner is probably an orange pod person. McConnell comes from some planet whose inhabitants are descended from turtle-like beings.
Louis Gohmert may not be from another planet, but he is clearly an example of evolution reversing itself.
Those are just 3 that come to mind.

[HappyMe]

5. Nominees for the

"Stupid Petition Hall of Fame".

[Ian David]

6. I can finally sleep at night. n/t

[WinkyDink]

8. This is one of those "And you expected the govt to say otherwise?" moments.

[Bucky]

9. And the naysayers said the Big Fence wouldn't work.

[Bluenorthwest]

10. They also say all straight couples are 'Sanctified by God' so

the WH says lots of things, none of which are taken as if they come from intelligent sources, they come from folks who claim 'God is in the mix' and that marijuana has no medicinal value. If they say no alien life (aside from their God in the sky, that is, the one who hates gays) then chances are there are ships a week away...
So these are people who believe faith trumps science, and they would deny alien life to uphold their daft religion, because without the religion, their stark bigotry wins no votes.

[LeftishBrit]

11. Maybe not in the White House now; but Cheney HAD to be some form of alien life!

[BanzaiBonnie]

12. Cheney and Rumsfeld come to mind