New personhood test for corporations

[LiberalEsto]

based on failed Mississippi personhood proposal:

If a corporation can prove that it was created by a human sperm fertilizing a human egg, then it can go ahead and claim personhood.

[NightWatcher]

1. If corporations are people, I'd like to ask for Apple's hand in marriage

dont worry, I'll leave you in 30 days and take only a few billion in alimony

[greymattermom]

2. alternative minimum tax

If they are people, they should be eligible for the alternative minimum tax, right?

[zbdent]

3. strange how a fertilized egg will have more rights than a newborn drawing its first breath ...