If you lack health insurance, go to an airport....

[Lucky Luciano]

Sad, but funny at the same time.

[begin_within]

1. And a colonoscopy is not cheap!

[unblock]

6. a breast exam can be costly, too. ask herman cain.

of course, the national restaurant association seems to pick up the tab for all his breast exams....

[begin_within]

7. Well played!

Send that to Jon Stewart.

[Luminous Animal]

2. Love it!

[Fumesucker]

3. And a testicular cancer palpation screening for the men.. n/t

[KeepItReal]

4. Since I opt out EVERY time I'm forced into the backscatter lane

Some TSA worker gets to touch my junk.

I'm gonna by a bottle of nice champagne and stow it away for the day when those machines and those pat downs go away.

[Chan790]

15. I hate to break it to you...

but per my best friend's wife, a transportation security analyst for DHS...neither of those things are ever going away unless they're replaced by something superior and probably more invasive.

[Matariki]

17. Perhaps if we could get a law passed requiring every member of Congress get the same treatment?

They'd be really quick to change it.

[Matariki]

16. I hear you!

I get sick to my stomach for days before I have to fly because I too always opt out (way too much cancer in my immediate family to risk it)

I used to LOVE to fly.

[spooky3]

5. There have a been a LOT of funny threads on DU tonight!

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. kick

[edhopper]

9. National priorities

don't you know.

[Shagbark Hickory]

10. funny!

[BlueToTheBone]

11. Very Funny. n/t

[uponit7771]

12. lofl

[Hotler]

13. k&r n/t

[pacalo]

14. ...

:rofl: