What if your job was to cheer up Rick Perry, make him believe he

[BootinUp]

did well.

"Not to worry Rick! You'll get it next time, or the time after that...maybe."

[Evergreen Emerald]

1. I would tell him the three things he did well

ummm...ummm....hmmmm....dang...I forgot.

[Brother Buzz]

9. That has DUzy potential

:thumbsup:

[lovemydog]

2. "You connected

well with your supporters."

[Union Scribe]

3. I'd just jingle my keys at him.

Should do the trick.

[BootinUp]

4. lol, you're probably right. nt

[chollybocker]

5. A hot tub, whiskey and hustlers.

[Tx4obama]

6. I think Perry does think he did well. Did you see what Perry tweeted after the debate?

Perry's tweet here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x2275869

[Scurrilous]

7. I'd sing "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" to him. n/t

[akbacchus_BC]

8. I'd tell him to take some more of that stuff he took before he went on

the debate! Wohooooooo

[gejohnston]

10. tell him that made him the second coming of

Winston Churchill and needs to more of it. After that, I would ask for a raise and a generous golden parachute.

[Selatius]

11. You guys are doing it all cramped.

I'd look at my paycheck first. If it's a very high five digit number or a six digit number, I'd continue to blow smoke up his ass as his advisor for as long as the checks keep coming and aren't bouncing.

If it isn't, well, blow smoke up his ass anyway and get started on sending your resume out to people.

[Justitia]

12. "Adios, MoFo!"

Somehow, I think dropping out now would make him happiest.

[Raine]

13. "Don't feel so bad Rick, Michelle Bachmann said everyone felt sorry for you"

:nopity: :evilgrin:

[Douglas Carpenter]

14. The liberal media is only picking on you because you are a Christian

Everyone makes little gaffes all the time - but there is nothing to worry about because as it say in the Bible, "The righteous shall rejoice and the wicked shall be vanquished."