Ok which is smarter - Rick Perry or this pile of Rocks. You choose

[LynneSin]

or

[Rambis]

1. Dumb as... a sack of hammers or a bag of hair

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

10. I'd say "Dumb as a bag of rock hammers"

unless that bag of hair is Parry's }(

[RadiationTherapy]

2. Does the pile of rocks have a racial epithet painted on it?

[Cirque du So-What]

3. (p)Rick Perry is sooo dumb...

he couldn't pour piss out of his cowboy boot if instructions were written on the heel.

[Aerows]

9. He's so dumb he took a ruler to bed

to see how long he slept.

And of course,

He's so dumb he could trip over a cordless phone.

[alfredo]

13. Rick Perry is so dumb, when he saw a "wet floor" sign he did.

[Aerows]

16. LMAO n/t

[alfredo]

14. Rick Perry is so dumb he thought Taco Bell Was a Mexican Phone company

[alfredo]

17. Rick Perry is so dumb, he couldn't find the number for 911.

[alfredo]

18. Rick Perry is so dumb he thought he could be president.

[denverbill]

4. I couldn't see the pile of rocks before I voted, so I voted other.

But now I can see the pile of rocks so I would change my vote to the rocks.

[Scuba]

5. The pile of rocks said way fewer stupid thing. n/t

[nc4bo]

6. Rocks. Rocks can teach us so much when we closely examine them.

Perry? :rofl: Not so much.

[Tom Rinaldo]

7. I just completed a thorough study

The results are mixed. When presented with an IQ test, the pile of rocks failed to answer any questions which, unfortunately for the pile of rocks, translates into a zero. Rick Perry, on the other hand, does answer questions. Therefor, according to the law of averages, he is bound to on occaision at least guess the right answer. Therefor Rick Perry has a higher IQ than a pile of rocks.

However, using a different methodology, the results change. When asked a series of questions, with a Plus One given to responding correctly with the appropriate answer, Zero points given for not giving an answer, and a Negative One given for providing the wrong answer, the pikle of rocks emerges as more intelligent. By refusing to give answers to any questions, the rocks hold steadfast at zero. Rick Perry however quickly slips into the negative when his answers to questions are tallied, and his negative score increases as the number of questions answered increases. By this measure, a pile of rocks is more intelligent than Rick Perry.

[firehorse]

8. Potential Republican nominee, Pile Of Rocks, is unavailable for comments.

[BootinUp]

11. The Rocks have seen dummies like Perry come and go. nt

[Javaman]

12. I'm from the "Coalition for the Protection of the Rights of a Pile of Rocks".

The pile of rocks feels insulted that you have compared it to rick perry.

the pile of rocks demands an apology and a retraction.

However, we will accept a comparison of rick perry with a box of dirt.

I have contacted "The people for the rights of a box of dirt", and they understand the comparison and have no problem with it.

Thank you

[Orsino]

15. The rocks know they can't match Perry's book smarts, so they are wisely avoiding the debates.

So it's a close thing.