Atlanta P.I. claims Cain is innocent because his software "detects lies in people's voices."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

ATLANTA (CBS ATLANTA) - Private investigator TJ Ward said presidential hopeful Herman Cain was not lying at a news conference on Tuesday in Phoenix.

Cain denied making any sexual actions towards Sharon Bialek and vowed to take a polygraph test if necessary to prove his innocence.

Cain has not taken a polygraph but Ward said he does have software that does something better. Ward said the $15,000 software can detect lies in people's voices.

CBS Atlanta's Mike Paluska played Cain's speech for Ward into the software and watched as it analyzed Cain's every word.

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/story/16002149/investigator-herman-cain-innocent-of-sexual-advances

[okieinpain]

1. LOL. n/t.

[qb]

2. I'm sure he'd be Cain's first choice for Attorney General... that or Supreme Court Justice

:eyes:

[Scuba]

3. And I've got a tooth filling that can read you mind!!!!

[Kingofalldems]

4. My software says he is lying

[Major Nikon]

5. Geez, what a moron

His own words reveal a strong bias towards Cain. Maybe he should try using his software on himself.

[EC]

6. Cain is the type of guy that believes if he

slaps a women's ass or grabs a boob or ass, that the woman should feel flattered...so of course he's going to pass any kind of stupid "lie detector" since he doesn't believe he's doing anything wrong.

[RKP5637]

17. +1, n/t

[Rex]

7. He is lying, I don't need software...I just know when someone is lying.

Honest.

[leftynyc]

8. Just saw on another site

that TJ Ward is from Alpharetta, GA and is a donor to Cain's campaign. I'm sure faux news and it's minions will report that right away.

[Atman]

9. There's an app for that.

And it doesn't cost $15,000.

[zonkers]

10. Thank you Magnum P.I.

[denverbill]

11. Has he 'analyzed' the accusers yet? n/t

[Rambis]

12. I'd bet it works man

[BiggJawn]

13. Where can I find a mark like that?

$15,000? No shit? for a software app that "detects lies in people's voices"? What a doofus!

I just snort when I hear somebody offer to take a polygraph. Biggest bit of Woo, right up there behind Homeopathy. The charlatan that invented it found a sympathetic police chief to start using it to frame people and away we go!

There's more science behind jilling-off women to treat "hysteria" than there is behind the polygraph.

And if a smooth operator like Aldrich Ames could beat it, how hard would it be for a sociopath like the Herminator to beat one?

[NightWatcher]

14. Ward is a joke in Atlanta. I used to be an Atlanta PI too

and worked for two of the best PI's in the ATL and Ward is laugable. He's who people hire when they want noise and arent able to get results.

He's probably part of the Atlanta crowd that is in the bag for Cain (Boortz gives him free PR daily and has pushed for him for months)

[RKP5637]

15. Opportunist trying to promote his sw/services. n/t

[DemocratSinceBirth]

16. Freepers Were Citing His Work As If It Is Dispositive

.

[louis-t]

18. What, he tracked down the owner of a dog that was

pooping on Rush's lawn?

[Blue Owl]

19. The needle on my bullshit detector is fluctuating wildly

N/T

[Aerows]

23. Yeah, my BS detector went off, too

For both of these clowns.

[PufPuf23]

20. TJ Ward got much tabloid TV face time over the Natalee Holloway Case

with his Aruba investigation and "technology".

There is still an open civil suit Kalpoe vs Dr Phil where another "lie detector" expert (the now dead James Skeeters)obtained a tape that was modified (as per the Netherlands Forestic Institute) as part of the Hollway disappearance.

There are all sorts of deep GOP political, family, and political connections in the Holloway disappearance.

In another thread I thought interesting that Cain could have possible ties to the Franklin Coverup.

[athenasatanjesus]

21. I'm sure he uses this as a line when telling women how great he is in bed.

See this machine totally proves I'm telling the truth.

[Aerows]

22. Okay, yeah. And let's bring in the Psychic Friend's network, too

Because, you know, lie detectors are SO trustworthy. Including facial recognition programs - sure they are. That's why they are allowed to be introduced as evidence in court... oh wait, they aren't.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. I understand Cain has Miss Cleo earmarked for a Cabinet position...

:rofl:

:toast: