What GOODHAIR's and CAIN's presidential press conferences would be like

[UTUSN]

Good grief, GOODHAIR just did Dave's Top 10 and was an insufferable, narcissistic jerk-off. He clearly thinks he too cute for himself.

I've often wondered why some people get their own roles mixed up with others, like ministers who really just want to be entertainers, talk show hosts who want to preach and be ministers, and this GOODHAIR fool who really should have been a starlet on the casting couch.

His presidential press conferences would be just endless mugging and preening and flirting and lapping up everybody's eyes on him.


And there was CAIN in his non-factual press conference where his lawyer threatened the women and CAIN just denied and seemed to think that his denials carry any weight. His idea of "being in charge" is to assert, declaim, proclaim, and thunder the Word on down to all us minions. That's what he thinks he could fill four years with, or perhaps even one of those president-for-life-constitution-rewrites.

Holy Zeus almighty!1

[tabatha]

1. GOODHAIR is just too much.

He was born with a reasonable appearance and acts as if he bestowed it upon himself. It is just a matter of luck, and means nothing if what is underneath is ugly and vain.

There was a photo of all of them on the stage together - and it was interesting to see how they each stood.

GOODHAIR appeared to be saying --- look at me, aren't I wonderful and good-looking.

Cain was the only person with his hands behind his back.