new teen fad - inserting alcohol rectally (butt chugging) or by alcohol soaked tampon

[Liberal_in_LA]

Parents of teenagers have a lot to be worried about today, but are you aware of the new fads of Butt Chugging and Vodka Tampons?

Butt Chugging is similar to a beer bong, except that the consumption of the beer is rectally, as opposed to orally. A funnel is connected to a tube which is inserted into the rectum. The beer is taken much like an enema. The main purpose of Butt Chugging as opposed to drinking beer is that the alcohol taken rectally has a much greater effect than the alcohol taken orally.

The alcohol gets absorbed directly into the bloodstream when taken rectally, bypassing the stomach and the acid in the stomach. One major disadvantage with Butt Chugging is that you can't vomit the beer as you can if you consume too much beer in the traditional manner.

Vodka Tampons are inserted either vaginally or rectally, after soaking them in vodka. A super tampon can hold almost a shot of vodka. When taken vaginally or rectally, the alcohol absorbs directly into the blood stream. Vodka Tampons have the same disadvantage as Butt Chugging, mainly that you can't vomit the alcohol as you can if you consume too much alcohol in the traditional manner.

http://technorati.com/women/article/butt-chugging-and-vodka-tampons-the/

:wtf:

[Cid_B]

1. Don't forget "eyeballing"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html

[wtmusic]

8. Unfreakingbelievable.

And I thought I did some stupid shit.

[Cid_B]

15. Every generation tries to out do the last one in stupid...

[-..__...]

25. At least the Jenkem fad never materialized here...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem

[Initech]

42. WTF????

[Capitalocracy]

44. Yes, messing with the pH balance in your eyeballs...

VERY smart.

[Marrah_G]

65. wtf????

How is that not incredibly painful and not make you blind?

[wtmusic]

2. Reason: alcohol can't be smelled on breath or tested with a Breath-a-lyzer.

A Butt-a-lyzer?

[SixthSense]

5. The TSA is way ahead of you

and satire is ahead of them, but only barely...

[shanti]

24. actually, it can

several hours later. according to the article, the alcohol still goes into the bloodstream, same place it goes after you drink it.

[sharp_stick]

31. Your lungs are the primary

method of alcohol clearance that's why the breathalyzer works. It's an absolute direct quantitative correlation between the alcohol excreted by the breath and the quantity of alcohol present in the blood. How the booze gets in the blood is irrelevant.

[Capitalocracy]

40. As has been pointed out, that's a myth.

You can get a false positive on a breathalyzer immediately after having a drink, but to avoid that, if you say you just had a drink, they make you wait half an hour before taking the breathalyzer. It doesn't detect alcohol from your esophagus, and you don't burp into the thing, it detects alcohol extracted from the blood by the lungs and expelled in the breath.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

3. Sounds Apocryphal To Me

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[Donnachaidh]

4. Okay - I'm sorry, but if someone is STUPID enough to do something like this

Darwin wins.

Honestly -- how fucking ignorant do you have to be to inflict this sort of shit to your body?

[Liberal_in_LA]

7. we are talking about teens here - young folks don't know the long term consequences of their

actions.

[Donnachaidh]

10. or they just don't give a shit

It's all about personal responsibility, isn't it?

Teens have access to the net, and are forced to attend health classes to graduate -- but they don't know the long term consequences?

REALLY?

Give me a break. :nopity:

[seabeyond]

13. ya... though teens, they arent brainless. sometimes we treat them as if they are

or give them an out with it.

i have pretty high expectation of boys and they have pretty well met them and beyond. not perfect. but even as adults, not perfect.

[waddirum]

48. we're also talking about adults...

... who get their panties in a twist thinking about the ways and means of teen sex.

No way you can convince me that this is a legitimate fad amongst teenagers, and not the fevered imagination of the author. Written for the consumption of weary adults.

[Scout]

67. teens must be born stupider and stupider every generation then....

i'm sorry, but how stupid, how fucking stupid and desperate for the approval of a bunch of other teenage idiots, do you have to be to do a lot of the things teens do nowadays... they can't stand up to peer pressure, and, well, WTF is wrong with them?

now waiting for my fellow DUers to come and berate me, call me names, and claim that i am/was abnormal because (while of course i wasn't perfect) i did not engage in the ridiculously stupid behavior that seems all too common now. :eyes:

[seabeyond]

6. ah, lordy. i am not even gonna have to have a conversation with boys on this one. lol. nt

[wtmusic]

14. The thought crossed my mind

but it might just give them ideas :scared:

[seabeyond]

16. lol. now i have considered that on other things, not this one. nt

[Exultant Democracy]

9. Med School students have been doing this longer then I have been alive. Avoids hangovers

[wtmusic]

12. Oh come on.

The alcohol is still in your bloodstream. How would this avoid a hangover?

Or do they take a couple of aspiring rectally with it?

[Exultant Democracy]

18. Apparently avoiding the digestive system also avoids many of the key factors in hangovers

but this is according to the doctors I know who were doing this 30 years ago, I've never cared enough to research it since I won't try it myself.

[eggplant]

17. My brother the doctor told me about this years ago.

Nothing new under the sun.

[Capitalocracy]

22. Hydration avoids hangovers.

Being young and stupid avoids hangovers.

Alcohol enemas do not.

[Exultant Democracy]

30. Avoiding the digestive system also avoids dehydration from what I was told by the Docs who did this

while in Med school. My inclination is to assume they are right since I've heard the same story from more then a few doctors.

[Capitalocracy]

33. It might reduce it, but I don't think it avoids it.

But I'm not a doctor.

[madmom]

11. Call me weird, but when I drink an alcoholic beverage I drink it because

I like the taste. I don't necessarily like/want the "buzz". In fact I don't like not being in control of my faculties. So I guess I wouldn't make a good drunk huh?:shrug:

[shanti]

27. no, you would not ;-)

i don't drink for the taste (can't stand the taste of alcohol), i drink for the buzz. i think that's what most people who drink do too :shrug:

that said, i would never try these "new" drinking techniques.

[waddirum]

49. don't knock it till you try it

The "taste" down there may be just as nice.

[Historic NY]

19. Which belays the question does how does an a$$hole know its drunk?

[dixiegrrrrl]

37. Most assholes do not know they are drunk. Which explains a lot of things.

[Rabblevox]

20. Full disclosure, I DID this as a teen in the 70's...

It does get you drunk quickly, there was a definite homo-erotic element to it, and there was the thrill-seeking element that many teens crave.

It does NOT reduce hangovers (except for nausea), or reduce your chances of failing a DUI. (they measure BLOOD alcohol, not BELLY or BUTT alcohol).

It also leaves you feeling like you are shitting sand for the next week (rectal tissue is very sensitive), and oh yeah, it CAN kill you.

Teens do stupid shit. Most survive and grow out of it, some do not, sadly. Way of the world, I think, and nothing really new.

ps. Sorry if that was TMI. I definitely prefer my intoxicants the old-fashioned way these days. :beer:

[Whisp]

21. omg that's so nuts.

wtf is right.

[JohnnyRingo]

23. I'd think if I were younger and someone at a party suggested...

taking off our clothes and putting anything up our asses, I'd have to seriously reconsider the crowd I'm hanging out with.

[LeftyMom]

26. Strangely these weird fads always seem to crop up during sweeps.

Scaring parents is good for ratings.

Now think about it for a minute- alcohol on one's naughty bits? Why not just light them on fire, it might hurt less.

[XemaSab]

29. I bet the jenkem is twice as potent

when it's made from vodkarrhea.

[Ron Green]

28. Learning how to drink is almost as hard as learning how to vote.

Many people screw it up for a long time.

[Shagbark Hickory]

32. Seems like a good story line for an episode of Beavis & Butthead.

[Initech]

43. Steve-O already tried this on Jackass 2.

:rofl:

[bhikkhu]

34. One variety is the Mayan Beer Bong

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mayan%20Beer%20Bong&defid=3876350

...I remember seeing years ago, studying Aztec art, pottery painted with party-goers taking enemas of pulque - a cactus-based alcoholic drink. The advantage was supposed to be that the stuff was so nasty it would make you nauseous if you drank much of it, but you could get roaring drunk on large quantities of it by rectal insertion.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

35. Too weird

However I've heard the Mayan indians used to give themselves alcohol enemas so the process is apparently not new.

[AngkorWot]

36. This is particularly dangerous on Halloween, when liquor stores give out laced booze to kids.

Then they take it back to their rainbow parties where they worship Satan and kill themselves with poprocks and coke.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

38. Gives a whole new meaning to "tanked".

[pipi_k]

39. There's just one thing I want to know...

do these people shove breath mints up their asses to mask the smell of vodka fart?

[Initech]

41. Wasn't this a stunt on one of the Jackass movies?

[frogmarch]

45. I heard about this in the 60s

when some college kids died from it.

So butt chugging and the use of vodka tampons is nothing new. It's retro.

[Odin2005]

46. I don't get the point of drinking yourself unconscious.

I'll have a few drinks to help loosen myself up, and that's it.

[Quantess]

47. Red Wine Enemas.

Yes, I once attended a party where a few people (maybe 4 or 5 at the most) gave each other wine enemas in the bathtub.

[Kurmudgeon]

50. Gives a whole new meaning to "pull my finger".

[REP]

51. New? To whom? This is old news to any serious partier.

[Romulox]

52. Jesus Christ. What in the world was wrong with a pint of peppermint schnapps + a box of whippets?

:silly:

[Bunny]

53. Don't give a booze enema to anyone else, or bad things could happen.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/02/03/national/main671564.shtml

Wife Charged In Booze Enema Death

(AP) A woman has been indicted on negligent homicide charges for allegedly giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him.

Michael Warner, 58, died last May after the enema caused his blood-alcohol level to rise to .47 percent.

Tammy Warner, 42, was indicted last week.

Turner said Michael Warner was an alcoholic who could not swallow liquor because of ulcers and heartburn.

A vodka tampon contains almost one shot of vodka? That's all? How many of those would you need to insert before you could catch a buzz? :shrug:

[Hassin Bin Sober]

56. That's where I heard it was done - alcoholics who rotted their guts. And then there is the.....

...."booty bump"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine#Suppository

Suppository (anal or vaginal insertion) is a less popular method of administration used in the community with comparatively little research into its effects.<81> Information on its use is largely anecdotal with reports of increased sexual pleasure and the effects of the drug lasting longer,<82> though as methamphetamine is centrally active in the brain, these effects are likely experienced through the higher bioavailability of the drug in the bloodstream (second to injection) and the faster onset of action (than insufflation).<83> Nicknames for the route of administration within some methamphetamine communities include a "butt rocket", a "booty bump", "potato thumping", "turkey basting", "plugging", "boofing", "suitcasing", "hooping", "keistering", "shafting", "bumming", and "shelving" (vaginal).<81><84>

[kittykitty]

54. Margarita enema? Don't forget to put salt around the rim! n/t

[Warren DeMontague]

55. I haven't heard anything so alarming since all those kids ate pop rocks and exploded

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!!1111!!!!!!

[FloridaJudy]

57. Snopes is your friend.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/vodka.asp

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but it's probably not as common as the alarmists would have you believe. Now can we all go back to worrying about shit that really is a serious menace - like the Republican agenda?

[PCIntern]

58. Jesus, I read this thread right after a big dinner....

what a mistake.

[athenasatanjesus]

59. One day intellectualism will be a teen fad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MKffjzaY3c

[deutsey]

60. Is our children learning? as our former philosopher king so wisely once phrased it

If this is true (and as Pontius Pilate once asked, what is truth?), then it's getting close to time for hitting the restart button on human civilization.

[Chan790]

61. This is a new and frankly safer take on an old trick.

In the 90s, there was a fad to take vodka intravenously. Yup, injecting oneself with liquor...can't see how that's going to go wrong...other than the fact that it's far more alcohol than ever makes it to the bloodstream via any other intake.

Want to go directly to 4.0BAC or higher? Want to experience serious alcohol poisoning? Yeah, because being that close to dying is my idea of fun. :eyes:

[XemaSab]

62. And from this morning's Cracked

A Letter to Parents About the Fake 'Teen Crazes' on the News

Read more: A Letter to Parents About the Fake 'Teen Crazes' on the News | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-letter-to-parents-about-fake-teen-crazes-news/#ixzz1dhUAqHzv

[dionysus]

63. please tell me this is made up like jenkum....

[Marrah_G]

64. omg......

why oh why did I read this??????

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

66. The only way to consume Bud Light, Coors Light, etc.

:P

[WI_DEM]

68. Oh brother!?

[Zebedeo]

69. Truth stranger than fiction - this reminds me of the South Park

episode Martha Stewart Living

[badtoworse]

70. Can this be done with weed?

It would give new meaning to the term "blowing smoke up your ass".

[snooper2]

71. I think the Secret Darwin Awards committee spreads these ideas

looking for new winners :rofl:

[LeftinOH]

72. This sounds as plausible as the "gerbil-inserting" stories from the 1980s. n/t