Did God call Cain to be president?

[snagglepuss]

Nein Nein Nein.


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[Orrex]

1. If God called Cain, then I'm willing to bet it was a wrong number

Maybe God was trying to reach that other Cain...

[snagglepuss]

3. You might be on to something. Maybe he wanted to tell Cain that he's not

Able.

[Ikonoklast]

2. Yes, I did.

I gotta admit, I love fucking with the guy, I'm going to pull the "I Command You To Build Me An Ark!" routine on him next.

That one always cracks Me up; it's an oldie but a goodie.

[Fumesucker]

4. Noah, how long can you tread water?

[4moronyears]

5. Well, to be honest

I'm not sure if Cain is mentally competent, and may be just a schizo much like Bachmann.

These people needed the mental help that their idol Raygun shut down years ago.

But who knows.

I'm not a qualified psychiatrist, so i cannot make that analysis.

[zbdent]

6. I'm sure that millions of dead from the chaos of the 1940s rest peacefully knowing

that God intervenes on behalf of Republicans in the U.S. ... and answers THEIR prayers, not those at that time ...

[demosincebirth]

7. I never trust a person who said that God told him...anything.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. No.

Cain is doing this to give the Chrispies a hard-on for him. Invoking God=Ohhh, he thinks he's a Christian, SQUEEEE!

[Jack Rabbit]

9. Where did God get Herman's phone number?

[Obamanaut]

10. Maybe. God hasn't talked to me about it, but it's possible I suppose. nt